all swedes are racist Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lily Valley said: We are not permitted to show up to class sweaty. Bonus 2 month vacation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I am very grateful that they said nothing about hungover, but I left a job that paid TWICE what I am currently paid because they made me sit in a chair when I was not doing work. Also, no matter what I wore it was the wrong thing. The teaching industry is also home of the hot flash. Better women than I are going to fight that sweaty thing. Edit: Oh, and the dudes are pissed about that too, no more lunch run unless they bring a change of clothes. Ridiculous, all my 1:00 instructors always showed up looking like a wet week from raquetball. They smelled YUMMY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Wait, am I in the bitching thread or the drunk thread.... This beer is NOT WORKING! PBR, you are FAILING THIS NIGHT! Mood Enhancement: F Taste: D Fart factor: C+ Price: A+ Overall Assessment: This is a beer that requires a companion to help you shotgun several cans of it if you are trying to get drunk. It is otherwise best drunk while mowing the lawn or after some other dehydrating activity. Nearly unpalatable at room temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Lily Valley said: We are not permitted to show up to class sweaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Well that was weird... I couldn't type anything outside the quote box. Anyways, has this sadistic human being ever lived south of the Mason-Dixon line? No sweating? Even up here in the near south you can't stand outside for 5 minutes right now without becoming drenched. I don't see that one standing. And what's wrong with yoga pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Exactly. WHAT is the problem with yoga pants????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 18 hours ago, Lily Valley said: We are not permitted to show up to class sweaty. Oh wait, they're serious? Seriously?!??!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Some very dear friends of mine are going through a rough patch, and frankly, it is tearing this little community apart. Lines are being drawn in the sand, friends are turning on friends, and I don't even know what to do anymore. And all over some crummy copy of About Schmidt on DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Some very dear friends of mine are going through a rough patch, and frankly, it is tearing this little community apart. Lines are being drawn in the sand, friends are turning on friends, and I don't even know what to do anymore. And all over some crummy copy of About Schmidt on DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 This persecution of the sweatily inclined must be stopped! Especially with the on and off rain of the past few days. Stupid Louisianian weather. And group friend fights suck. Went through one of those a few months back when someone decided to cheat on their spouse for 6 months straight. Sides were taken and friendships ended. Really hope your situation doesn't get that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 When my ex-wife and I divorced it was kinda the same... ALL of our friends were mutual, and well her basically cheating and leaving me for another dude caused much drama amongst the friendom. So basically a faction of that group came with me and don't much associate with her anymore, another faction went the other way, and the biggest faction are still friends with both of us. Took about a year for that to all shake itself out. On a drunken note, last weekend I was working out my finances for the week (while doing shots) with paper and pen, and did some VERY bad math on how much money I'd have leftover after bills and kid expenses for the week. I've been stressing out all week and pinching pennies... come this weekend I was like, "Why do I have $200 leftover in my bill-paying account?" . Checked the account transactions, and yes everything had gotten paid and cleared... then went back and looked at my drunk budget sheet and had done some really bad math, in my favor lol. Big relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 That might even be better than finding cash in pants you haven't worn in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I <3 you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I ran into a colleague today wearing a "shirt". You know, a cheap polo style with the college monogrammed on the front. He is an adjunct, was told to buy 5. Welcome to (box college) please have dreams above blue collar work, but not really. Your teacher wears a blue collar. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 It's Friday night, and I'm working my way through a box of cask wine, with a cat on my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 This week's Friday buzz has resulted in the once a season I'm-Tired-And-Pissed-At-Everything-In-The-World mood. Found out earlier I have unexpected obligations all weekend when I was looking forward to finally getting some rest... fuckit I'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted August 20, 2016 Author Share Posted August 20, 2016 16 hours ago, Roose Boltons Pet Leech said: It's Friday night, and I'm working my way through a box of cask wine, with a cat on my lap. Careful! Cats are notorious for spilling wine. I just hope my warning wasn't too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 OMG taxes. OMG students. OMG WHY ISN"T THERE MORE WHISKEY IN THIS HOUSE??????????? Got home at 10:30pm. At work today at 9am. ALL MY STUDENTS STILL FUCKING COMPLAINED. Need to refax documents to the department of state revenue tomorrow because they needed me to enclose a letter with their documents. A letter they didn't mention when they told me I needed to send more documents. Bout to mail some cat poo. With my limited cash reserve, I have chosen beer over dinner tonight. I feel this was very wise. Can't manage mailing poo with a hangover. Could totally do that fed, sober and ANGRY. You're welcome State Collections. I'm doing this for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Lily Valley said: OMG taxes. OMG students. OMG WHY ISN"T THERE MORE WHISKEY IN THIS HOUSE??????????? Got home at 10:30pm. At work today at 9am. ALL MY STUDENTS STILL FUCKING COMPLAINED. Need to refax documents to the department of state revenue tomorrow because they needed me to enclose a letter with their documents. A letter they didn't mention when they told me I needed to send more documents. Bout to mail some cat poo. With my limited cash reserve, I have chosen beer over dinner tonight. I feel this was very wise. Can't manage mailing poo with a hangover. Could totally do that fed, sober and ANGRY. You're welcome State Collections. I'm doing this for you. Way to do your civic duty in lieu of your civic doodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted September 2, 2016 Author Share Posted September 2, 2016 On August 29, 2016 at 11:19 PM, Lily Valley said: 1) OMG WHY ISN"T THERE MORE WHISKEY IN THIS HOUSE??????????? 2) With my limited cash reserve, I have chosen beer over dinner tonight. I feel this was very wise. Can't manage mailing poo with a hangover. Could totally do that fed, sober and ANGRY. You're welcome State Collections. I'm doing this for you. 1) I had that problem a few days ago. The answer? That line was waaaay to long. The line today was much more agreeable. 2) If you talk to state LA collections again, can you tell them I'm leaving them? Say it's not them, it's me (It's them). I'd tell them myself next year when I do my taxes, but I'm not sure what the best way is to break up with a state. Mail them poo maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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