honeyed chicken Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 As a youngster, CB was in a goth boy band called the Bubonic Plagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 In his free time, HC prowls around in the sewers pretending he's Pennywise the clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Knight of Ashes invented the bolo tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Jez Bell thinks becoming a dragon is all about the makeup. Her experiments in this goal have grown ever more bizarre. So far she has not yet become a dragon, but she has succeeded in attracting a lot of strange looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 CB has this irresistible compulsion to masturbate whenever he sees Sarah Huckabee Sanders holding a press conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 KoA has a room with book cases on every wall and each one is full of photo albums. All the photos in these albums are of his own toe nail clippings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 HC thinks he's cracked the question of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Jez is mounting a campaign to get Westeros.org to count game forum posts same as other posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, honeyed chicken said: Jez is mounting a campaign to get Westeros.org to count game forum posts same as other posts. well yes. Obviously! HC has always hated the idiom "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar". Everyone knows that you can catch even more flies with some semi-fresh roadkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Jez will be thinking about Trump's yeti pubes on her wedding day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 KoA is setting up a roller coaster track on his estate near Sheridan, Wyoming. It's specially made so he can drive his Beemer on it without getting totally killed - only partially killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 HC plans to take over the world with honey produced by bees injected with a mind-control serum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 CB is a world class spelunker, but he only does caves with bats in them. Hemust have a sense of kinship with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 HC eats his french fries with mayonnaise and doesn't care if anyone knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said: HC eats his french fries with mayonnaise and doesn't care if anyone knows. Nor should anyone. Even better if there's a little horseradish in the mayo. Once on a canoe trip up the Amazon HH was a costed by a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at a camp site. Though the temps were in the high 30s centigrade and humidity hovering just south of 100%, they were dressed as if canvasing in American suburbia. The two young JWs seemed impossibly oblivious to the absurdity of what they were doing, as they attempted to hand HH some pamphlets and give him their spiel. HH completely lost his mind and went all pagan on them, tying the two to a stake and roasting them for the gods to enjoy. Meanwhile, native tribesmen watching from the trees were impressed with HH's performance and embraced him like a long lost brother. He embraced them back and lives among them to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 HC was the anonymous source that penned the letter to the New York Times informing the world that he puts laxative powder in Trump's oatmeal every morning so Donnie will be too busy going to the loo to cause WW3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 KoA is convinced that Trump is Azor Ahai. This is why he keeps taking the White House tour and stands in line to meet the president. He then has to be seized by security because he grabs the nearest female in line and offers her to Trump as Nyssa Nyssa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Count Balerion said: KoA is convinced that Trump is Azor Ahai. This is why he keeps taking the White House tour and stands in line to meet the president. He then has to be seized by security because he grabs the nearest female in line and offers her to Trump as Nyssa Nyssa. CB believes that during the Cold War an East German scientist named Hans Fiedermarch developed a technique to control the psychology of large populations by using targeted spelling and grammar mistakes in popular publications. Ever since then he has dedicated himself to policing the grammar and spelling of everyone he meets on social media in order to prevent the rise of the Grammar Nazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 HH has developed a new chocolate candy called the Kardashi Bar in honor of everyone's favorite reality star (from several years ago). This candy is noteworthy because it shaped . . . just like a chocolate bar should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 HC plans to one day consume an entire 15-lb turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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