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Rhymes of Ice and Fire V12


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Rumours race, rumours spread

That this thread is closed and dead.

Ravens rush, caw the larks,

"The misogyny devil took the bards!"

But the watch has not yet ended,

What is broken, will be mended,

For this night and all to come

Pledge your sword, sharpened with rhyme.

What you like and what you don't,

Sarcasm much appreciated though,

Make a rhyme, put on this cloack,

The bardassery lives on!

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Where to go for the nightlife?

A trip to Braavos and buy a wife?

But marry a whore, I'm not down

I'd rather meet many in Mole Town

But while I'm there, might as well stop at White Harbor

Costal cities got mad booze, I'll be gold like Arbor

Down in the Summer Isles I'd live life free

I'd live my life so religiously

Highgarden sounds nice, Gods know I love a peach

But if I'm down south I'll chill at the Sunspear beach

Though lounging by the water sounds kinda boring

I wanna wild out, not rest while snoring

A trip to the west, mayhaps Lannisport

But there is no game like the one at court

The life in the capitol sounds so nice

I'll be cheating out Shagga in a game of dice

A week in Kingslanding, that seems right

7 nights drinking like I wear white

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Rumours race, rumours spread

That this thread is closed and dead.

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What is dead may never die

But without water we will not survive

Kill the roots, you kill the tree

Then what will we be?

"Rhyme on!" I say

Starting today

Let's not leave this tree to die

But this day forth

Forevermore

Let's tend an orchard...refrigerator

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Watch this clip! http://vimeo.com/45300802

Grumkin's Mans Ramsay

Stuart Martin seems to be the one,

Someone's chosen for the son

Of bloodless Roose Bolton.

And if this clip is evidence,

Of the Ram's benevolence,

We will be scared.

Martin once played Robin Hood

A character we love, who's good,

This is going to be a change.

Listen to the way he speaks,

See his eyebrow, how he tweaks

The facial expression.

He has a very thin lipped smile,

I'm sure it wouldn't take a while,

Before we understood he's cruel.

So season three is shaping up,

And if he's Roose's bastard pup,

We're in for a nasty treat.

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The raven came and brought the white,

like it's feathers shining bright.

Dreams of warmth flee from my mind,

I pray for day to end this night.

Summer soaked my skin with fire,

when nature wore it's best attire.

Bright sunrays woke my desire,

to spread my wings and soar higher.

Now the chill is in my veins,

and in my heart the cold remains,

life is bound in icy chains,

sending death across these plains.

There's one spot inside my soul,

that no winter ever stole,

a dream of spring to make me whole,

a diamond shimmer inside dark coal.

:dunno: feels incomplete but mehh...

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Oh no! It's come

The chapter titled 'Catelyn', that starts with a pounding drum

I cant bear to read any more!

And Aryas SO close! Just outside the door

I know what will happen, but still...

Their nerve to slay guests, makes ME want to kill

I cant wait until Late Lord Frey has his day

Kill him and all his brood, thats what I say.

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And I'm walking ahead with some oranges

With my storage

Of tales and old prayers

Known in huts, unheard for the sires.

And I'm walking again with an orange,

With no storage

Left of pretensions,

Lost with the need of the foolish conventions.

And I'm stopping this night with no oranges,

In the storage

To peel for the tasting,

But the dreams bring the feast while I'm resting.

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Once more unto the Wall, dear brothers, once more,

Or close the gate up with the wilding dead!

In peace there's nothing so becomes a Watchman

As modest stillness and humility,

But when the blast of war horn blows atop the wall,

Then imitate the action of the dragon:

Stiffen the spine, fyre up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favored rage;

Once more unto the Wall, dear brothers, once more,

Or close the gate up with the wilding dead!

In peace there's nothing so becomes a Watchman

As modest stillness and humility,

But when the blast of war horn blows atop the wall,

Then imitate the action of the dragon:

Stiffen the spine, fyre up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favored rage;

(Apologizes to the bard of bards)

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There lies a beast in every soul,

Enshrouded deep within,

But the eyes that burn as black as coal,

Show lust for death and sin.

They watch me kneel upon the stage,

And revel in the sight,

Of the traitor brought forth from his cage,

To die without a fight.

They scream in rage and bloodlust til,

Their voices turn to dust,

And wait as one for blood to spill,

To sate this primal lust.

I see their faces change and twist,

Now bestial with glee,

The sight that not one could resist,

As Ice descends on me.

I sense the hatred all around,

As we pass on through,

Like a tremor spreading underground,

And aiming straight at you.

It builds and spreads, like wildfire,

The anger blinds their eyes,

Fuelled by one common desire,

To kill those they despise.

They throw whatever they can grasp,

A word, a rock, a knife,

The screams soon dwindle to a gasp,

As each man takes a life.

They tear the Septon limb from limb,

Such hatred for the glutton,

Like wolves they set their teeth to him,

As he once set to mutton.

They see poor Lollys run to hide,

Alone, confused, she cries,

And chase her down, a demon tide,

With hunger in their eyes.

They rape her fifty times or more,

Like monsters of her dreams,

Queuing, as if she were a whore,

Despite her tragic screams.

One monster with one hundred faces,

That rapes, and laughs, and mocks,

Breaks her fragile mind with the traces,

Of hands, and mouths, and cocks.

The beast lives on in every heart,

Of mankind, built to fall,

And even those who claim no part,

Aren’t innocent at all.

Been a while since I posted one. Thread is dying :(

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They tear the Septon limb from limb,

Such hatred for the glutton,

Like wolves they set their teeth to him,

As he once set to mutton.

Been a while since I posted one. Thread is dying :(

I doubt if Eddard was so perceptive, but the rhyme is better than simply very good.

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