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Rhymes of Ice and Fire V12


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Rumours race, rumours spread

That this thread is closed and dead.

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Make a rhyme, put on this cloack,

The bardassery lives on!

"Rhyme on!" I say

Starting today

Let's not leave this tree to die

Been a while since I posted one. Thread is dying :(

And who are you, Fat Zollo said,

that you dared to rhyme at all?

Only a herd, a frightened flock,

and I’m telling you to stop.

I have an arakh clung to me belt,

And, clearly, you have none.

So run away and never come back,

And let this thread be gone.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that brave, bloody mummer,

But soon he will be rhymed and mocked,

by Shadow, Ninja, Cooper.

Yes soon he will be rhymed and mocked,

by Shadow, Ninja, Cooper.

Would anyone set a challenge?

Shame Zollo!

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Look at those cowards, Fat Zollo rumbled

with nasty smile on his face,

They’re fleeing away, vanishing from danger

they've chosen to live in disgrace!

The end.

:leaving:

And pay your attention there, to Dracarya,

How scared must she be?

She would choose a rash, or malaria,

over meddling with me!

Prove Fat Zollo wrong!

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Out of the dark of the north

A she-wolf does descend

The grey shadow comes forth

To sweep aside those who pretend

Her battle cry is a thunder storm

From her snows her foes flee

Behind her, a thousand wolves form

A sight you'd never believe

The stags thought her married

The lions thought her dead

The mockingbird sealed her fate

Put her pretender in the flayer's bed

She once heard, the lone wolf dies

When the cold winds blow

But she's alone, she survived

Throughout the winter snow

The lions hide in their walls

Their gates barred to the wolf

The flowers blow to their halls

Feeling the wrath of the north

The waters don't know which way to run

The fish don't know where to swim

Her grey form blocks out the sun

Vengeance for all of her kin

A dragon roars across the sea

Filled with blood and fire

The wolf had heard nothing of

The girl who stepped into the pyre

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The worst thing I could imagine

in the song of ice and fire series:

the red witch roasts the onion

and Sansa Stark remarries,

Sandor joins the seven's faith

and Gregor rapes more ladies,

Dany gets betrayed by Quaith

and Jorah finds a woman,

Jon Snow never leaves the wall,

and Bran joins up with Euron.

Arya is never found,

Petyr and Cat make babies,

Samwell loses ninety pounds

and Tommen drops his testes,

Rickon's not mentioned at all

and Brienne wears a chiffon.

Will this be how things go down?

I hope George Martin hurries.

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