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Famous Movie or Book Quotes that could be applied to ASoIaF


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''may the force be with you.'' To the Starks of course, who else?

''I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'' Mad King Aerys.

''I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.'' Stannis to Jon. He did refuse.

''There's no place like home'' Frankly, all the Starks. Arya thinks about it, Sansa does too, and I'm sure Jon and Bran as well. Rickon, well, he too.

''I see dead people'' The Night's Watch, Bran, everyone who saw a Wight.

''Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer'' Tywin Lannister, obviously. Doran Martell probably too. Cersei should have.

''Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Varys to everyone.

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"Hail to the King baby" (to whomever wins the Iron Throne).

Emmon Fray: You Ser, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Tom O'Sevens: Who wants to know?

Emmon Fray: I am Lord Emmon Fray of Riverrun and leader of its peoples.

Tom O'Sevens: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

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I can imagine this à la Arrested Development

Stannis: "Why are you squeezing me, with your body."

Mel: 'It's a hug Stannis. I'm hugging you."

also

Jon Snow: "I'll be back!"

Tywin: If you're suggesting that I play favourites, you're entirely wrong. I love all my children equally.

earlier that day....

Tywin: I don't care for Tyrion.

And Varys in disguise is totally Gene Parmesan.

Tyrion: *screams* He got me again!!!

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For God's sake let us sit upon the ground/ And tell sad stories of the death of kings!/ How some have been deposed, some slain in war,/ Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed,/ Some poisoned by their wives, some sleeping killed--/ All murdered; for with in the hollow crown/ That rounds the mortal temples of a king/ Keeps death his court; and there the antic sits,/ Grinning at his pomp;/ Allowing him a little breath to monarchise, be feared and kill with looks;/ Infusing him with self and vain conceit,/ As if this flesh which walls about our life/ Were brass impregnable; and humored thus,/ Comes at the last and with a little pin/ Bores through his castle wall, and farewell king!

RIchard II

The fight for the iron throne.

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Tywin: If you're suggesting that I play favourites, you're entirely wrong. I love all my children equally.

earlier that day....

Tywin: I don't care for Tyrion.

Mad Aerys: "Everything the rebels do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."

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Mad Aerys: "Everything the rebels do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."

Ahaha, where is the Like button when you need it?

Davos (sailing to KL): Obviously this blue part here is the land.

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Ahaha, where is the Like button when you need it?

Davos (sailing to KL): Obviously this blue part here is the land.

hehe good one. I miss the like button too.

Robert: "Jaime! I think your sister is cheating on my with some guy called Hermano, go find him!"

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King Robert (I picture him saying this to Ned as he lays dying):

What have I become

My sweetest friend

Everyone I know goes away

In the end

And you can have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

If I could start again

A million miles away

I would keep myself

I would find a way

-Hurt, originally by NiN but I prefer the Johnny Cash version

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Joffrey: Old woman.

Dennis: Man.

King Joffrey: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Dennis: I'm 37.

Joffrey: What?

Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.

Joffrey: Well I can't just call you "man".

Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".

Joffrey: I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

Joffrey: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...

Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

Joffrey: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.............

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Joffrey: Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

[after slicing one of the Black Gold Knight's arms off]

Vargo:Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Jaime: 'Tis but a scratch.

Vargo: A scratch? Your arm's off.

Jaime: No it isn't.

Vargo: What's that, then?

Jaime: [after a pause] I've had worse.

Vargo: You liar.

Jaime: Come on ya pansy.

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Theon in Dance/Ned at the end of Robert's Revolution/ Everyone who survives till the end::

There's a grief that can't be spoken.

There's a pain goes on and on.

Empty chairs at empty tables

Now my friends are dead and gone.

Here they talked of revolution.

Here it was they lit the flame.

Here they sang about `tomorrow'

And tomorrow never came.

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considering its similarities to asoiaf macbeth is a goldmine.

hail stannis, lord of dragonstone; hail stannis, lord of...; hail stannis king of westeros.

before she goes mad lady macbeth is almost identical in some ways to cersei. I wouldn't be surpised to see most of what she says come of of cerseis mouth,

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