KyleLitke Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I think it's the metaphorical bacon he's talking about. "I see a bright future ahead of us." or "I smell bacon," as one might put it.But imagining Robert just shouting it out because he actually smelled bacon makes it quite hilarious. I dunno. I think he really did smell bacon. They eat bacon in the next paragraph after it "fast forwards" past Robert rambling on. I honestly didn't even notice the bacon line before this thread but now I'm cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 Reminds me of "YOU SMELL LIKE BLACKBERRY JAM!" from season 1 of the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaselPie Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 from show: Tyrion grabbing a fig after Lady Olenna completely owns him during their chat about funding the Royal Wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 'Ghost' Targaryn Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 The notion of edmure having to take a frey as a wife. That whole scene when reading it I can't stop laughing. But, I guess edmure made out better than the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Huntsmen Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I dunno. I think he really did smell bacon. They eat bacon in the next paragraph after it "fast forwards" past Robert rambling on. I honestly didn't even notice the bacon line before this thread but now I'm cracking up. Did anyone notice in ADWD when before the Sorrows, YG wakes up walks on deck and says "I smell bacon" Septa Lamore was making bacon, but still I can't help seeing that as some sort of weird forshadowing. As to what I don't know. I have a few theories but most are crackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearIslander Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Dunno if anyone posted this. "Handless and Noseless the Lannister boys" is one of my precious favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I have to admit I didn't read all the way through so if someone else mentioned this forgive me. In Mystery Knight: "One-and-twenty sorts of birds," said Ser Kyle. "One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings," said Ser Maynard. "You have no poetry in your heart, ser." "You have shit upon your shoulder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I have to admit I didn't read all the way through so if someone else mentioned this forgive me. In Mystery Knight: Quote :lmao: This is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 :lmao: This is hilarious. :cool4: Plumm crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavers Bay City Rollers Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I always smile when I read the bit when Arya meets Dareon and they turn into the ally and she say 'just so' then a little bit later she gives Brusco a pair of new boots :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavers Bay City Rollers Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Oh and ol' Vic - where is this Dothraki sea. I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be. his total ignorance cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevans Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 "Someone has to rule this damnable kingdom. Put on the badge, Ned. It suits you. And if you ever throw it in my face again, I swear to you, I'll pin the damned thing on Jaime Lannister" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 "Why would Petyr lie to me?""Why does a bear shit in the woods?" "My brother has had a hundred whores. I only ever had one" (Jaime) And obviously anything Dolorous Edd says. Oh and in the show, when Ramsay holds the sausage in front of Theon - "Nooo... Pork sausage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooseman Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Oh and in the show, when Ramsay holds the sausage in front of Theon - "Nooo... Pork sausage" "What, do you think I'm some sort of savage?" with his "How the hell could you get that impression?"-look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceluby Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Just finished all 34 pages of this thing... best time ever spent. My two are from Edd "We'll defend the Wall to the last man," said Cotter Pyke."Probably me," said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned tone. and "Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleLitke Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 "I know a story about a boy who hated stories." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undead Ned With No Head Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Love the Edd line above From the show "Do I look like a fucking Umber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindchap Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Just one more Plummism: Ser Maynard glanced toward the dais, where the bride was feeding cherries to her husband. “His Lordship will not be the first to butter that biscuit. His bride was deflowered by a scullion at the Twins, they say. She would creep down to the kitchens to meet him. Alas, one night that little brother of hers crept down after her. When he saw them making the two-backed beast, he let out a shriek, and cooks and guardsmen came running and found milady and her pot boy coupling on the slab of marble where the cook rolls out the dough, both naked as their name day and floured up from head to heel.”Just picturing a toddler Walder pointing and screaming makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khal cium Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Tyrion right after signing up as a brother of the Second Sons. Tyrion hopped down from the stool. "My previous brother was entirely unsatisfactory. I hope for more from my new ones. Now how do I go about securing arms and armor?" "Will you want a pig to ride as well?" asked Kasporio."Why, I did not know your wife was in the company," said Tyrion. "That's kind of you to offer her, but I would prefer a horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Brynden Stark Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Favortie part: Lord Emmon: They are my walls, and that is my gate you would break. He drew a parchment out of his sleeve again: King Tommen himself has granted me- Ser Edwyn: Weve all seen your paper, nuncle, why dont you go wave it at the blackfish for a change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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