The Crow's Third Eye Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 That bathing of feet and checking of "female parts", lol. :lol: Plus Dany's thoughts about some of them. And her wearing floppy ears internal monologues. I mean, I'm a Dany fan but boy until then she had no sense of humour! What bad has happened to her anyway, to make her so downcast ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Plus Dany's thoughts about some of them. And her wearing floppy ears internal monologues. I mean, I'm a Dany fan but boy until then she had no sense of humour! What bad has happened to her anyway, to make her so downcast ;) Don't say she has no sense of humor. The choice comments she gives Yunkai sellswords are hilarious! “The Stormcrows do not stand alone,” said Prendahl.“Stormcrows do not stand at all. They fly, at the first sign of thunder." “Woman, you bray like an ass, and make no more sense.”“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.” “What say you take those clothes off and come sit on my lap? If you please me, I might bring the Second Sons over to your side.”“If you bring the Second Sons over to my side, I might not have you gelded.”The big man laughed. “Little girl, another woman once tried to geld me with her teeth. She has no teeth now, but mysword is as long and thick as ever. Shall I take it out and show you?”“No need. After my eunuchs cut it off, I can examine it at my leisure.” “The Second Sons have faced worse odds and won.”“The Second Sons have faced worse odds and run." Plenty of it see!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstEst Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 When Illyrio calls Tyrion his "little friend" a few times, until Tyrion responds by calling him "My fat friend" in return. Yeah, and in the conversation with Moquorro when the priest says, "We are small creatures, men", Tyrion answers "Some smaller than others." Love Tyrion's POVs, he can be so positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Don't say she has no sense of humor. The choice comments she gives Yunkai sellswords are hilarious! Plenty of it see!! :lol:Indeed! I think yet another re-read of the series is in order...Oh dear, that will be my fourth this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Oberyn telling Tyrion he always drinks wine before battle. Actually, in the era before guns it was standard practice to drink before battle. The idea was to drink enough to lower your inhibitions and give you courage so that you'd fight more fiercely, but not so much that you'd lose coordination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khal cium Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 "Place was overrun with rats when we moved in. The spearwives killed the nasty buggers. Now the place is overrun with spearwives. There's days I want the rats back." The armorer laughed. Ser Wynton, gods preserve him. Last knight in the castle and all. The thing is, Stout seems to have forgotten and no ones been rushing to remind him. I suppose Im as much a commander as we have now. The meanest of the cripples.That was for the good, at least. The one-armed armorer was hard headed, tough, and well seasoned in war. Ser Wynton Stout, on the other hand . . . well, he had been a good man once, everyone agreed, but he had been eighty years a ranger, and both strength and wits were gone. Once hed fallen asleep at supper and almost drowned in a bowl of pea soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooseman Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS! Jon turned away, and went inside the tent. http://abload.de/img/jonturnedawaygixt2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime4Brienne Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I was just re-reading ACoK and came across this:If he is cowed he hides it well. Catelyn thought. "A man chained hand and foot should keep a more courteous tongue in his mouth ser, and I did not come here to be threatened." "No? Then surely it was to have your pleasure of me? It is said widows grow weary of an empty bed. We of the Kingsguard vow never to wed, but I suppose I could service you if that's what you need. Pour us some wine and slip out of that gown and we'll see if I'm up to it." I was reading this in the car and it made me laugh. (although Catelyn wasn't laughing haha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow's Third Eye Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Jamie: My apologies if i mistook you for something youre not. My little brother has known a hundred whores, i'm sure, but i've only ever bedded one"MEOW mr lannister, handbags away please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the Bastards Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Gendry was in no mood to hear it. "Quiet, both of you, I need to think what to do." He always looked pained when he tried to think, like it hurt him something fierce.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbler_than_anyone Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Gendry was in no mood to hear it. "Quiet, both of you, I need to think what to do." He always looked pained when he tried to think, like it hurt him something fierce. :D :laugh: I love that guy so much! I just remembered lauging about this in ASOS: Varys to Tyrion"You can match the queen coin for coin, I have no doubt, but she has a second purse that is quite inexhaustible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Arya throwing apples at Gendry. In fact... Any time Arya manages to dominate people older and stronger/better-armed than her is a bit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the Bastards Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 :laugh: I love that guy so much! I just remembered lauging about this in ASOS: Varys to Tyrion"You can match the queen coin for coin, I have no doubt, but she has a second purse that is quite inexhaustible."hahaha that's great, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPaulGualtieri Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 All the other squires at KL calling Tyrek 'Wet Nurse' and asking him what kind of swaddling clothes his bride wore on their wedding night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 "Strong Belwas needs milk." - Strong Belwas "I will see you dead, old woman." - Cersei "We'll see how sweet a corpse you make." - Cersei She imagined how sweet it would be to slam an elbow into Septa Scolera's face and send her careening down the spiral steps. If the gods were good, the wrinkled old cunt might crashinto Septa Unella and take her down with her. "It is good to see you smiling again," Scolera said. - Cersei :lol: "But one day I will have your tongue ripped out with hot pincers, and that will be hilarious." - Cersei ... Catelyn noticing none of the Manderlys have clothes without food stains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Anything Genna says about her husband. She's so sassy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lady Lannister Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 “Thank you, m’lord,” Dunk said before he could go. “M’lord, has the king come?” The master of horse laughed at him. “No, thank the gods. This infestation of princes is trial enough. From The Hedge Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHighSepton'sGoose Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 The fact that we can now make jokes like "So this one time Stannis Baratheon and Jon Arryn walk into a brothel..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I love Balerion the cat: “‘That’s the real king of this castle right there … Older than sin and twice as mean. One time, the king was feasting the queen’s father, and that black bastard hopped up on the table and snatched a roast quail right out of Lord Tywin’s fingers. Robert laughed so hard he like to burst. You stay away from that one, child.’” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevans Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Dolorous Edd being voted as Lord Commander by Pyp. His speech cracks me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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