Barristan the G.O.A.T Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The second point is even worse than the first. Of course Balon doesn't mind giving her power she is all he has left. He lost his sons because of a Rebellion he started and his youngest son is held captive by the man who defeated him. Balon is so stubborn and proud that he would rather a women run the show than his son raised by a man who defeated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barristan the G.O.A.T Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 So is it unanimous? Crackpot Thread of the Month?This should be fast tracked to the worst theories thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenlyIsNotRight Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Man, good thing this theory is pretty obviously beyond crackpot because if not I would feel really conflicted about how much I enjoyed that Qarl the Maid scene... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuriousGeorge Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 So is it unanimous? Crackpot Thread of the Month?Woah woah woah! What about 'ASOAIF Cracked' thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAndFullOfTurnips Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Woah woah woah! What about 'ASOAIF Cracked' thread?I believe this one is worse, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongest Of All Belwas Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I believe this one is worse, really.Agreed. This one connotes junk-tuckery and/or the existence of a mangina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The second point is even worse than the first. Of course Balon doesn't mind giving her power she is all he has left. He lost his sons because of a Rebellion he started and his youngest son is held captive by the man who defeated him. Balon is so stubborn and proud that he would rather a women run the show than his son raised by a man who defeated him.That said, he probably had a small glimmer of hope that Theon would prove unruly and was always being punished for refusing to act in a manner acceptable to Ned but okay to the Ironborn. He'd have been chuffed if Theon's meeting with him and subsequent proposal to invade the Westerlands was the result of a bloody escape, sailing a raft, his own genius and some detours to bed salt wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Agreed. This one connotes junk-tuckery and/or the existence of a mangina.Junk Tuckery...This has to become a common phrase. Or a fake name for a hotel reservation maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Well ... points for originality, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redviper9 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Oh, I needed a good laugh tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradoarify Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Can you specificy which guy you mean? I will look it up in the text.My suggestion is that there are guys who know the secret, keep it, and have gay sex with "Asha".Tris Botley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahl Trollo Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Can you specificy which guy you mean? I will look it up in the text.My suggestion is that there are guys who know the secret, keep it, and have gay sex with "Asha".Theon touched her 'no no place'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON BANK Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Asha has sex in a chapter with a man. its quite descriptive so; no I don't think this is possible. (thanks for the post :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Wrytre Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 So Theon felt up his brother's tits and said brother also grabbed his junk?Yeah, 'cuz that's MUCH less gross than if s/he was his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Wait. All your evidence for this..this..thing is that Asha isn't very feminine? So is Brienne a man too? Is Loras a woman? Is Hot Pie a sentient pastry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 #1 Theon didn't recognize her at all, in fact he comments on how much her face and body have changed.By that reasoning shouldn't Theon recognize his own brother and thus ask him a: How is he still alive and b: Why is he in drag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fourth Head Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 This theory had me crying with laughter- the best/worst theory ever!Based on Theon's memories of his rotten brothers, imagining that any Ironborn man would be prepared to dress up in drag for...what purpose exactly? is frankly, hilarious. What was Victarion's attitude to the "perfumed boys" again? didn't he clap them in chains and thrown them over the side "they were unnatural creatures and the ship smelled better when cleansed of their presence" Nope- I don't think he was in on it somehow! And that would be tough given their ages when they allegedly died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 "they were unnatural creatures and the ship smelled better when cleansed of their presence"It was obviously because Asha turned him down in the first place! No wonder he hates others like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fourth Head Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 It was obviously because Asha turned him down in the first place! No wonder he hates others like him.So you're saying Victarion hit on his nephew because he fancied him looking like a girl? :lmao:That guy has got serious homo-baggage- he may well be in the closetBut- does that explain why his wife strayed? Was it because she had no junk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertOfTheHouseBaratheon Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Ok after reading the Qarl scene I must concede it was pretty convincingly against my theory. The only thing I can say is we gotta remember that was from Asha's POV. Not sure how much any of you know about transgender individuals in our word, but perceiving their own bodies differently or at least fantasizing about body parts being different and/or referring to them by different names is completely realistic.Way to save a thread, can we get a special nomination for best follow up evidence ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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