TalalOfDorne Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 In fact, he was really going to deliver Jaime's regards, and nothing else.Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 you get it!No one ever said Brandon was the brighest crayon in the box. Kinda the opposite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesnow Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Robb had to break his oath to house Frey and have sex with Jeyne Westerling because... he was a stupid 15 year old boy o____o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Cersei doesn't hate Tyrion really. She really wants to tell him she love's him it's just that she loves Jaime and herself soooo much she didn't have enough I love you's left to give. It is known that you only can truly love 2 people at the same time. And you can only say I love you 100 times in a life time in Westeros (she used her last three in that letter she sent JSlayer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Robb had to break his oath to house Frey and have sex with Jeyne Westerling because... he was a stupid 15 year old boy o____oJeyne had a terminal illness and the only cure was Robb's penis. It was the right thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Ice Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Jeyne had a terminal illness and the only cure was Robb's penis. It was the right thing to do.Nice one, got me cracking up for a couple min, really original! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Martell Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Ramsay had to torture Theon because he felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Cersei pushed her best friend down a well because she thought Melara looked thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Robert's Warhammer Posted June 23, 2013 Author Share Posted June 23, 2013 Gregor wasn't ruthlessly murdering a baby, he was checking to see if the wall had been grouted properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Cersei pushed her best friend down a well because she thought Melara looked thirsty.Yes! If Cersei did it, then she did a great thing! She prevented her friend from dying form dehydration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Gregor wasn't ruthlessly murdering a baby, he was checking to see if the wall had been grouted properly. OMG, you did it again! :lmao:You win the internets. I'm not even going to try anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eating My Wings Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Vicky didn't kill his wife. That would have been totally out of his character. After she had brought shame to his name, she had lost the will to live. She begged him to end her misery, but he refused, for he loved her greatly. And so she ran into his fists until she died. And the unbearable guilt changed Vicky's memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 What's more, Tyrion is the true cause of this. Controlling Tyrion's marriage future was entirely Tywin's right. The Starks did it, the Tullys, the Baratheons, the Tyrells... everyone. By acting out selfishly, Tyrion forced Tywin's hand.Also, Tywin saved her life. Being raped is better than being dead.Eh...not sure Mirri Maz Durr would agree. Also being gang raped causes severe physical trauma; a victim can easily be permanently injured or killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind84 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Littlefinger had to push Lysa out of the Moon Door because he was saving Robert from his crazy mother.He's basically the Supernanny of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyful Union Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Joffrey had to shoot those peasants with his crossbow because overpopulation is a serious issue in Westeros.Cersei handed those civilians over to Qyburn in order to gather research into building Westeros's first public hospital.Ser Amory Lorch had to stab Rhaenys dozens of times in self defense, because she swung her razor sharp doll at him first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Sandor had to run down Mycah. The boy was running around with a stick and could have poked someone's eye out.Jaime had to push Bran out the window. He was taking a correspondence course in physics and the results for his lab experiment on gravity were due that day.The 163 slave children had to be crucified with their entrails hanging out. The Meereenese ran out of food for their bird feeders and had to improvise somehow.Of course Catelyn had to be abusive to her step-son. If she hadn't...uh...er...no. Catelyn was a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daecon Dayne Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Viserys made Daenerys think and act for herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2fingers Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Melisandre has to burn people who don't follow Rh'llor because only then will they appreciate that she's trying to save them from the terrible awful things that will happen if they don't follow Rh'llor.Funniest post for me. :bs:I am now a follower of Rh'ilor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 People who think Syrio is still alive are the most indefensible people in the world. They may not fit the OP but they read the world of ASOIAF so, close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night's Prince Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Aerion had to be the villain in Egg's life in order for him to know what not to become when he eventually became king. What did he get for it? Exile. Unjust I tell ya. All hail the Bright Prince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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