Harle The Handsome Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I'll give it a shot:With all the power brokering going on via marriage, Tywin had to not only end/annul Tyrion's marriage to a base born girl but had to tell the lie that she was a whore (and have the gang rape occur) so that Tyrion wouldn't try to go back to her again.What's more, Tyrion is the true cause of this. Controlling Tyrion's marriage future was entirely Tywin's right. The Starks did it, the Tullys, the Baratheons, the Tyrells... everyone. By acting out selfishly, Tyrion forced Tywin's hand.Also, Tywin saved her life. Being raped is better than being dead.... how'd I do?horribly.In the annals of horrible that is right up there with the Little Lisa's Sea Slurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgeburners Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Gregor had to rape Elia... it's not like she would have said "yes" if he asked her for sex. There was no other way for it to happen.He also had to kill her children because their wailing was really loud and obnoxious, and it might have done some damage to his eardrums. It's not like he's 20 anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 My favorite part was the better raped than dead rationale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franko99 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Thanks. My favorite is when people claim Sansa killed Mycah... Then I go nuclear... :)Yea ive been on the wrong side of that one before, gonna avoid it next time lol but she didnt Mycah was already dead by the time she lied, i dont condone her lying against her blood but saying she killed Mycah is ludacris unless Sansa is over 6 feet tall and has severe burns on her faceSansa warg on Sandor and killed Mycah, it is knownRamsay only married Lady Hornwood to protect her, an old woman without heirs can only mean problems, when Ramsay hear about Manderly's plot to marry her just for her lands, he decided to act first, again only to protect her. Some people even say he rape her, but not wedding is over without a bedding, Lord too-fat would complain and try to annulled the marriage if it wasn't the case.Ramsay later proceed to lock her, because she was mentally unstable, she even eat her own fingers, what else could our good old Ramsay do?hmmm...too much?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sansa's sworn sword Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 darkstar is mentally ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Lion Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Here's a few:1) Robert's efforts to assassinate Dany were both strategically astute (it was only chance to prevent his primary enemy house from getting the Westerosi equivalent of nukes) and morally defensible (ask the slave and non-slave population of Astrapor how Dany's vacation in Slaver's Bay worked out).2) if you believe in prophecy and the relevance of past behavior, Mirri Maz Duur saved hundreds of thousands more lives as a practicing necromancer than as a physician (no Drogo and STMTE = generations of live and free people in Essos). 3) Everything hideous thing Littlefinger has ever done is redeemed by the fact he is one true romantic in westeros (if you define Romanticism as the belief that strongly felt emotion is the truly key aspect of a fully lived life). Littlefinger's entire life -- including his monstrous crimes -- are all dedicated to various efforts to recapture the irrational love of his youth. Okay, #3 is insane, but Baelish really is the logical conclusion of the cliche, "Love is the most important thing in life." If you really insist on walking the talk . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Roose Bolton was righting the wrongs done to his family in the past. The House of Bolton sought freedom from subjugation for thousands of years. The Starks forced the Bolton's to kneel and Roose took his chance to stand again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 People rip on Robert for fucking a lot of the whores while hiding from Jon Connington, because he was supposed to love Lyanna. The man was wounded, trapped and likely to die before Ned and his army could get there. If he truly believed he would die then why not try and enjoy your last days as much as possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sansa's sworn sword Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I defend Sansa every day from crazy accusations. If anyone knows what it is to defend someone who seems indefensible, I am... :)And that's why the sansa fans love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 One of the funniest threads I`ve seen in a while :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegarsjoy Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Ramsay for teaching theon a lesson was just, theon betrayed his king and that's something he can't forgive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Africanus Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 One of the funniest threads I`ve seen in a while :rofl:Cercei misunderstood was equally funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Roose Bolton had to betray and kill Robb because tKitN would have led him to an early graveTruth. Don't deny what's in front of you, Stark loyalists. Don't hate Roose because he's the only smart person in the North. Don't hate the flayer, hate the game.http://i.imgur.com/ZPT1RYy.gifOh my god, you just made my year. Where do you even find these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Cercei misunderstood was equally funny.I just finished reading it. You`re right :lol:Truth. Don't deny what's in front of you, Stark loyalists. Don't hate Roose because he's the only smart person in the North. Don't hate the flayer, hate the game.Word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Cersei had to order all those bastards to be murdered. They were a threat to her children if they were ever legitimized by the king who ended up being pushed back from Kings Landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Robert's Warhammer Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 Tywin had to keep visiting brothels to keep the economy healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Drogon just wanted to help Dany by eating a son of the Harpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boar of Gore Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Craster...no, I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Gregor was being a good brother by teaching Sandor that stealing is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Robert's Warhammer Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 The Boltons had to keep flaying people and displaying the skin as it is cheaper than expensive tapestries and is therefore a prudent fiscal decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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