MyThilde Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 A theory claiming that the white paste Bran ate is not Jojen, but it came from Jojen. Hope I said enoughHaha! ok, I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphnaerys Seaworth Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 That Tyrion is a secret Targ. It's pretty tinfoily. Another one I thought was a bit stupid was that Rickard + Lyanna = Jon. GRRM really should write faster, the longer he delays, the more time he gives us to come up with crackpot theories.OMG I agree.At some point we will start going all crazy.Especially if TWOW takes like 5 years to come out.I see myself locked in my house all day being on this forum and during the times I won't be on my computer, I will be re-reading the book for the gazzilionth time! :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphnaerys Seaworth Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 :stillsick:EXACTLY! :stillsick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Hands Luke Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Thanks, new profile pic, here we come!Thank you for that thread! You owned those Vic haters. I cannot understand why people say his POVs suck. I can understand why you might think he is bad person. But his POVs are badass and entertaing (monkey battles, hilarious). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Dragone Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Samwell is TPtwP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavosSeaworthy Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 R+L=Dany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Wolf Smith Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Samwell is TPtwP. No Samwell is the Last Hero, he isn't a prince. IF you compare the 2, the legend and what he does to get back to the Wall, it is very much the same. We all know that while sometimes what we hear is "mostly" true, stories often get warped over time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Also, this, which the OP requested for lulz: "On a side note, dear artistic ASOIAF fans: can someone please paint Victarion (fully bearded, a clean-shaven Vic is the rankest heresy) riding atop a giant kraken with a flame-throwing dragon in each fist and Dany wrapped around one leg? (The Valyrian steel battle axe can be strapped to his back.)"Challenge accepted.Painting is difficult. Photoshopping is easy. I give you:Victarion the Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Walder Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 R+L=J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Thank you for that thread! You owned those Vic haters. I cannot understand why people say his POVs suck. I can understand why you might think he is bad person. But his POVs are badass and entertaing (monkey battles, hilarious).Yup, some of the only action in AFFC. Don't exactly love Vic but he is entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Dany being immune to fire (espescially from showwatchers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sordelor Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor de la Tormenta Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Dany being a good ruler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooseman Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Dany being immune to fire (espescially from showwatchers).I understand how they come to that conclusion, though. Daenerys goes in the water, even though it's "too hot." She touches the hot dragon eggs without being affected. After Viserys is killed, she says that a true dragon can't be hurt by heat. And then she steps into the fire and comes out unharmed. Yet it's never said "Look, that fire thing was a one time thing, Daenerys isn't in fact immune to fire." So what different conclusions would show watchers draw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Lord Jaqen Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I came here to post the same, but I was beaten to it :P .Yes people, read it.OMG so worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicky Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Painting is difficult. Photoshopping is easy. I give you:Victarion the AwesomeOMG, HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidize Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I find Euron = Dusky Lady pretty hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusFTW Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I find Euron = Dusky Lady pretty hilarious.I don't think Victarion would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I find Euron = Dusky Lady pretty hilarious.That is just sick. :stillsick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucidize Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I don't think Victarion would.Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's true and I don't think that it's funny in the context of the story. It's one of the absurdest theories I ever came across, and yes, I find it hilarious that fans come up with stuff like that. As disturbing as the theory is, you have to give them credit for their sheer creativity ;)But maybe I just have a weird sense of humour ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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