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Ned Stark is Rhaegar


Jon Yellowsnow

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Who we think is Ned Stark? "Ned stark" thinks highly of Rhaegar, and seems to remember Lyanna too much. Couldn't Rhaegar just dyed his hair brown and grew a beard? It's said that Ned has a plain face.

Ned was absent at the Trident maybe Ned saw how much Lyanna loved Rhaegar, and sacrificed himself by wearing Rhaegar's armor and dyeing his hair Silver. Robert killed Ned Stark.

"For the first time in years, he found himself remembering Rhaegar Targaryen. He wondered if Rhaegar had frequented brothels; somehow he thought not."

This is a puzzling thought, since a closer look reveals that not only has Ned thought of Rhaegar recently, he thinks of him frequently. There are six previous sustained thoughts or conversations about Rhaegar in prior Eddard POV chapters. That means in seven out of nine of his POV chapters to that point, Ned thinks about or mentions Rhaegar. So whats going on here?

Who else has connections with animals? The only two that have the connections are The "Starks" and Targaryens.

The Stark children who should really be consider Targaryen have had connections with Dragons. There is Arya wondering to the dragon keep, & Jon talking about dragons to the banker.

The only one born from Ned is Robb, and Robb's heir is going to take back his birth right eventually from Rickon Targaryen.

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No, no, obviously Bloodraven helped Rhaegar warg into Balerion the cat right before his death, but then when Arya was chasing him he bumped his head and got soap-opera amnesia. Varys found him, and took him to Pentos. Illyrio glamoured the cat to look like Ned Stark, and Varys convinced him he was Ned, and then they opened a time portal using the black stones to send him back to replace the real Ned while he was in bed with Ashara Dayne. Ashara gave birth to a baby that was half-human, half-cat, which is why she killed herself. But, because his wife was named Cat, the children he had with her were half-Cat instead of half-cat and grew up to be normal human beings, except with bonus warg powers.

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Theory needs more lemons.

They're there, for he who is wise enough to see.

For example, notice that the 38th, 45th, 55th, 58th, and 70th letters spell the word "lemon". The odds of that happening by coincidence are 11,881,376 to 1!

Of course extracting the full significance of lemons to the theory is meant to be a little difficult, because this is knowledge too dangerous for the un-illuminated, as with all mysteries of great power, so I will say no more.

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"For the first time in years, he found himself remembering Rhaegar Targaryen. He wondered if Rhaegar had frequented brothels; somehow he thought not."

This is a puzzling thought, since a closer look reveals that not only has Ned thought of Rhaegar recently, he thinks of him frequently. There are six previous sustained thoughts or conversations about Rhaegar in prior Eddard POV chapters. That means in seven out of nine of his POV chapters to that point, Ned thinks about or mentions Rhaegar. So whats going on here?

Wait, so, by extension, would this imply that Tyrion is actually Tysha?

He may have had a Tyler Durden-like experience, couldn't he?

ETA: just noticed: TYrion, TYsha, TYler. It's as plain as day.

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No, no, obviously Bloodraven helped Rhaegar warg into Balerion the cat right before his death, but then when Arya was chasing him he bumped his head and got soap-opera amnesia. Varys found him, and took him to Pentos. Illyrio glamoured the cat to look like Ned Stark, and Varys convinced him he was Ned, and then they opened a time portal using the black stones to send him back to replace the real Ned while he was in bed with Ashara Dayne. Ashara gave birth to a baby that was half-human, half-cat, which is why she killed herself. But, because his wife was named Cat, the children he had with her were half-Cat instead of half-cat and grew up to be normal human beings, except with bonus warg powers.

That's the stuff, Falcotron! I'm so glad you're finally seeing the symbolism here!

*chuckles*

You really hit your stride at the end there with the bolded.

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Guys, guys, you're missing the bigger picture. Every single character is actually Jaqen H'ghar, wearing different faces. Even when they're talking to each other; he just switches between faces like Gollum and Smeagol from LotR (see: a fantasy connection!) Except Ned. The OP has convinced me Ned is Rhaegar.


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Wait, so, by extension, would this imply that Tyrion is actually Tysha?

He may have had a Tyler Durden-like experience, couldn't he?

ETA: just noticed: TYrion, TYsha, TYler. It's as plain as day.

I am Tyrion's inferiority complex.
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Guys, guys, you're missing the bigger picture. Every single character is actually Jaqen H'ghar, wearing different faces. Even when they're talking to each other; he just switches between faces like Gollum and Smeagol from LotR (see: a fantasy connection!) Except Ned. The OP has convinced me Ned is Rhaegar.

Don't give the show any ideas! We know they like Jaqen a little too much
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