Minstral Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 As the last poster was Baltan: Baltan lost everything when she was convinced by a friend to invest in a mining project of theirs. It was not conventional mine to say the least, something that her friend failed to mention when they were going to try mining for vegetables. Furthermore, being contractually bound to this property also means that she must follow the blueprint a show a yield in vegetables, so now she is trying to fleece farmers to make ends meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Minstral tried diamond mining once but was very disappointed when he found out that that diamond mines aren't as pretty as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs made them out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 WBatgirl has ( hairy) man-hands and she's not afraid to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 KOA founded a mercenary band of dwarfs whose battle cry is "Hi-ho!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 CB sings "hi ho!" whenever he takes one of his frequent walks through the local red light district. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 16, 2015 Author Share Posted September 16, 2015 KiA tried to go horse riding the last time he went to the red light district. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Min was expecting KoA in a polo outfit that day. He never understood KoA expected him to wear a saddle and bridle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 Baltan has a keen eye for the truth of the matter, so much so that she recently recieved a pure gold medal. She later lost it all by betting at the horse races. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Minstral hasn't been allowed at horse races since he got drunk at the Kentucky Derby and sang Camptown Races through a megaphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 While me singing on any occasion would b a horrifying event, it pales in comparison to something that happened recently to WB. She deleted a text message without reading it or knowing who it was from. She doesn't know if it was important or frivolous, bu the anxiety has made her lose sleep and develop a nervous twitch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I don't know at this stage who the last poster was (can't see anything since 17 Sept. and have no idea when that will change). but whoever it was, he/she/it is the Sentient Ketchup Bottle Who Was Promised and had better stop filling my inbox with anti-GRRM spam immediately, or I'm telling their ISP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Before posting anything cb focuses by meditating for hours to connect with the inner child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 EB was the witch that destroyed the previous reality, only to replace it with... this. She did this because she no longer wished to be a hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 The reason M is so annoyed by the reality change is that in the previous reality he was worshipped as a god. It was fun while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Count Balerion is enjoying the misery Minstral is in, facing this reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 SOTM isn't real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 CB is not just a word balloon - he's a happy word balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 In spite of its name and the fact that it has honey spread all over it, honeyed chicken tastes really really foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Sword did taste a good mouthfull of HC this x-mas, that much is true.However, HC had something other than honey spread all over him that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted December 29, 2015 Author Share Posted December 29, 2015 EB is leading the penguin army using an innovative communication device, that strangley sounds like Morgan Freeman, in an attempt to conquer the Lands of Always Winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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