Nephenee Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I've been rereading the books and I noticed something that I think no one else has noticed before. I think I've uncovered the truth on Sansa's origins and who she really is, how it all leads to Varys, and how this is another Great Northern Conspiracy (because Sansa is from the North, duh).This thread is not for the faint of heart. You may be so surprised by this stunning fact that you may have a heart attack. Call your physician if you have uncomfortable feelings in the chest area.The TruthVarys's spies are referred to as "littie birds."So Varys has little birds in the Citadel too.These little birds are generally children--much like Sansa--who spy on people around the world, but they generally have their tongues cut off. Sansa seems to be a special case: perhaps she is an extra important spy, so she doesn't have her tongue cut off. After all, she's said to be Ned's child (not true)! So she must be an extra important spy.But guess what Sansa calls herself?I am only a little bird, repeating the words they taught me.The Hound seems to know this too."They trained you well, little bird."By they, both Sansa and the Hound mean Varys's men. If you don't believe me, just google these quotes. They're all real. Sansa and the Hound both admit that she's just Varys's spy, multiple times! How is it that everyone else missed this insanely obvious fact?Now that we've established that this theory is true, what is the purpose of it?I think Varys intended to kill Littlefinger using Sansa. Littlefinger was always the greatest threat to Varys, and he is even today. He knew that Littlefinger always loved Catelyn, but she married Ned, so Varys couldn't use Catelyn in his plan.He then kidnapped a child who looked exactly like Catelyn, and gave both the Stark family and Sansa fake memories so that they'd both fit in perfectly. But Sansa seems to be having an inner struggle with herself as she knows she's Varys's little bird.He knew that Littlefinger would end up going for Sansa, because she looks just like Catelyn. And he knew that Sansa would eventually be close enough to Littlefinger to kill him. It's a brilliant plan.I call this the OTHER GNC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Dear Lord, when will this stop? I don't need physician now, I need therapist for the trauma I got reading this. Honestly the general IQ of this board dropped 2 points with this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Dear Lord, when will this stop? I don't need physician now, I need therapist for the trauma I got reading this. Honestly the general IQ of this board dropped 2 points with this thread...Don't worry Mladen, hopefully OP will come to his senses and stop posting such threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alysanne™ Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 What just happened??? :blushing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMoore4 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 please let this be a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 please let this be a jokeIt's not. OP has made several threads that are almost as ridiculous as this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I think you could aaalmost make an argument that the repeated use of the phrase "little birds" in connection with both characters may indicate that Varys might try to involve Sansa in one of his plans in the future, but you ruined it with the rest of the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Sold. No chance for this not to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blede Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Ooooooh, so she's the one who killed Kennedy ! Or I got it wrong ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon of the Dead Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 i wish we could show this thread to GRRM. Maybe he'll take pity on us and releases a new sample chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 This isn't even funny. It's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 This isn't even funny. It's just stupid./thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0bR Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I don't even :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Som Tin Wong Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Umm...What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Som Tin Wong Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I hope your other 204 posts are not of this quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jons nissa Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 no, sansa is not varys' spy but has no one else wondered why grrm chose to call both varys' network and sansa little bird? i have no idea why but i can't deny noticing it and wondering why they have the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Nephenee is like The Black Hawk but with the ability to spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMysteriousOne Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Nephenee, stick to whitewashing Jaime and all of his actions, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Nephenee, stick to whitewashing Jaime and all of his actions, please.Is it me or has this been the summer of trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of a Harpy Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Perhaps Varys swapped Dany with Sansa and permanently dyed their hair at birth. So Sansa isn't a little "bird" but a little "dragon". Dun dun dunnnnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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