zelticgar

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  1. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Don't try to apply logic. I can only imagine what happened when they discovered Stranger Things on Netflix. They must have gone nuts and felt instant validation.
  2. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    The trick is finding groups that are crazy enough that they can easily be mocked, yet harmless enough that you won't be too invested in caring.
  3. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Whatever you do, don't start exploring the hollow earth groups.
  4. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    The first two FAQ questions are pretty funny:
  5. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    It is getting too weird and the vortex is pulling me in! I found out there is a group called Flat Earth vs Spherical Earth. I just can't even... For a troll master like me this is like shooting fish in a barrel! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1661866320707757/
  6. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Had to retire from Flat Earth and Reptilian group trolling for now. Just not enough time in the day to keep up.
  7. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Ini, If you happen to see a troll related commotion in the picky eaters group later this week I swear it has nothing to do with me.
  8. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    They are all rejoicing because David Rockefeller died. Apparently he was a reptilian. If you really want to have fun join the flat earth dating group and post pictures of yourself with a globe in the background.
  9. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Join the group and take on that persona. I've taken on the character of the clueless newbie so if you want to go full on "dark lord" that would be awesome. I'll pretend to be freaked out. I just threw up a new post: "Now that I'm in this group I'm starting to suspect that my mother-in-law might be Reptilian. What is the best way to tell? Feed her a mouse? lock her in a freezer? feed her frog legs to see how she reacts?"
  10. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Check out the REPTILIANS ALIENS DISCLOSURE group in Facebook. It is quite obvious what conversation I'm involved with. Here is a little sample: Poster: Noo. Stay away and if you ever see one get out of its space do not engage. You have no idea how aggressive they are. They don't want a 'relationship' with you. It will use you abuse you torture you and eat you. Me: sounds hot
  11. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Presumably I'm defending and they are attacking. I've explained to them that if I am faced with an anal probing from a reptile alien, it will result in superhuman strength that could not be contained.
  12. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    I've been on a pretty long thread in the Reptilian Alien group arguing that I am capable of physically defeating a reptilian if I were ever to be in a 1:1 combat situation. I've been warned of their amazing strength and ruthlessness. Eventually it devolved into a debate around whether Reptilians are capable of extending friendship to earthlings. I got booted from the Flat Earther group though. I accused the wrong person of being a Rounder.
  13. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    I've been posting photos of the earth from space to freak them out.
  14. The dark underbelly of Facebook groups

    Thats the trick. Finding the ones who passionately belief this nonsense and messing with them without them knowing you are messing with them.
  15. So I've been spending some times with friends trolling facebook groups and I have found a lot of scary stuff. My most recent discovery is Reptilian Alien Discovery groups and Flat Earth Dating groups. Does anyone else have experience with some of these eeerrr, unique groups? I'd love to hear about any wacky groups you are familiar with or even involved with. No judging but the deeper I dig into this world the more enjoyable it becomes.