Batman Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 "I am the blood of the dragon!"Yeah we know Dany, you've said it ten million times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Thomas Derpingham Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Samwell's penis. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Arwen Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 The Maester Cressen prologue, especially the part where he was getting mocked at the feast and made to wear the fool's hat, got under my skin. It really rustles my jimmies to see an elderly person getting picked on and humiliated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Tormund's member.That's right, I went there. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Tormund's member.That's right, I went there. :cool4:Off topic!What SMALL thing really annoyed you? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Thomas Derpingham Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Off topic!What SMALL thing really annoyed you? :laugh:Yeah, that has to go in the What Giant Thing Annoyed You.1. Tormund's Member2. Mag Mar Wun Dar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Off topic!What SMALL thing really annoyed you? :laugh:I just told you. :P All those stories-he was obviously compensating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Knowing that Old Nan is Ramsay Bolton's prisoner in the Dreadfort (and Theon recalling that women scream the loudest down there...) is a little unsettling to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Thomas Derpingham Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 The Maester Cressen prologue, especially the part where he was getting mocked at the feast and made to wear the fool's hat, got under my skin. It really rustles my jimmies to see an elderly person getting picked on and humiliated. If it was Walder Frey, I wouldn't have given a flying poop.Being as it was the foster-father to Stannis, Renly, and Robert, though, I almost fucking cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentyn the Blazed Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Khal Drogo letting MMD treat his wound after repeatedly calling her a maegi and clearly distrusted her.I saw season 1 of the show before reading the books and the every scene with MMD before the dragons hatched pissed me off to no end. I thought the tv execs changed the story because why would Khal Drogo be that trusting?And then I read the book and it was worse - they go down to MMD's potions lab and let her spread unknown subtances all over Khal...good idea!EDIT: And then the wound gets infected - MMD come save him! Do whatever it takes! I'll bring you his horse to slay! Very smart indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 "I am the blood of the dragon, I cannot look back, Westeros belongs to me, yadda yadda.""Where do whores go, this is my contribution to the book." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brienne Tarly Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Off topic!What SMALL thing really annoyed you? :laugh:(out of likes)*******LIKE! LIKE! :lmao: ********** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 I just told you. :PAll those stories-he was obviously compensating.I think it's foreshadowing. GRRM will probably make him crash the Wall down with his bare.... "hands". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brienne Tarly Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 I think it's foreshadowing. GRRM will probably make him crash the Wall down with his bare.... "hands".Could it be he has the Horn of Joramun between his legs and nobody knows?----- I cannot believe I said that. I'm so very glad there are no more bedding ceremonies in my culture. I would out-embarass Fat Walda, Jory, Lord Dustin .... :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 That's precisely what I meant!"Joramun" sounds a bit like "Tormund" too. It probably derives from Tormund but, as the legend is very ancient, the name changed through the years.It all makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Could it be he has the Horn of Joramun between his legs and nobody knows?----- I cannot believe I said that. I'm so very glad there are no more bedding ceremonies in my culture. I would out-embarass Fat Walda, Jory, Lord Dustin .... :leaving:That puts a different connotation on "blowing the horn of Joramun"-perhaps I'll get that gay sex scene after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roboginger Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Samwell's penis. :leaving:oh, you must be referring to Sam's "fat pink mast" :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laruse Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Every single scene with Robert Arryn. And all of Lysa's scenes except her defenestration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brienne Tarly Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 That's precisely what I meant!"Joramun" sounds a bit like "Tormund" too. It probably derives from Tormund but, as the legend is very ancient, the name changed through the years.It all makes sense.Still so OT, but I'm glad that's finally settled. Probably a giant lady will be needed as a whistleblower, for size reasons, but then they say that giant women sometimes get nasty with wildling men, so that shouldn't be a problem.ETA: @ Winter's Knight, true. I'm all for equal opportunity whistleblowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toccs Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 In aDwD when Doran is letting the Sand Snakes know about his plans, the general attitude of all of the Sand Snakes in this scene really annoyed me. Two things in particular especially annoy me and I think they are both said by Lady Nym. The first is after Ellaria's "death begets more death" rant when Doran sends her away promising the safety of her children and Nym scornfully remarks "she obviously didn't know our Father". The second is when Doran makes them swear oathes of secrecy and Nym swears "by the name of Oberyn Martell, a better man than you" meaning Doran. I mean seriously what an arrogant and ignorant bitch, the only thing that gives me some consolation is that I imagine if Oberyn himself had heard her remarks he would have backhanded her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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