kiasyd Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.Don't forget this being applied to Stannis as well! :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Ned killed Lyanna, N+L=J, B(randon)+L=J, Cersei and Jaime are secret Targaryens because they are good looking. The last theory is well known but the evidence put forward in this circumstance was just stupid.ETA: Renly is Robert's son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eating My Wings Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jaime will become the leader of the BWB.Quite terrible indeed. But there are worse. For example, "Tyrion and Sansa will come to love each other". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youdontsnowme Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 OP asks: what's the absolute worst theory you have heard?>people respond with "I HATE JON SNOW!"For me it's the "Everyone's at Greywater Watch!" theory. We've got Brynden Tully, Jeyne and her imaginary child. Arthur Dayne, however that works. A secret northern army. The only person who isn't there is Howland himself, who's a wolf, his son, or Bloodraven. To be fair Howland might still be at Greywater, in the body of Arthur Dayne who he warged at the Tower of Joy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eating My Wings Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 For me it's the "Everyone's at Greywater Watch!" theory. We've got Brynden Tully, Jeyne and her imaginary child. Arthur Dayne, however that works. A secret northern army. The only person who isn't there is Howland himself, who's a wolf, his son, or Bloodraven. To be fair Howland might still be at Greywater, in the body of Arthur Dayne who he warged at the Tower of Joy...That would make Greywater the biggest castle in Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Meeraculous Third Reed Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 OP asks: what's the absolute worst theory you have heard?>people respond with "I HATE JON SNOW!"For me it's the "Everyone's at Greywater Watch!" theory. We've got Brynden Tully, Jeyne and her imaginary child. Arthur Dayne, however that works. A secret northern army. The only person who isn't there is Howland himself, who's a wolf, his son, or Bloodraven. To be fair Howland might still be at Greywater, in the body of Arthur Dayne who he warged at the Tower of Joy...Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ghost- Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 ____ is a secret Targ, cause I think it would be cool!!!Jojen = Howland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWalder Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Ned killed Lyanna, N+L=J, B(randon)+L=J, Cersei and Jaime are secret Targaryens because they are good looking. The last theory is well known but the evidence put forward in this circumstance was just stupid.ETA: Renly is Robert's son.Just saw the Renly is Robert's son thread and felt dumber for reading itHere are the others that leave me scratching my headT=TAshara Dayne is QuaitheNed is Coldhands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 T=TThat's not a theory, that's a tautology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ghost- Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Darkstar isnt of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiots Lantern Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jon and Sansa will get married or something. Ew.Rheagar was a polygamist who married Lyanna because prophesy and crap, but he was still a good guy because Elia knew about it and said sure, why not, more the merrier. Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Euron being or warging the dusky woman. Almost as good as Arthur Dayne is a bastard of the Mad King. Oh, and Howland Reed warging Arthur Dayne at the Tower of Joy.Edit: After a quick look at the current topics I have to add "Was Renly Roberts son?" to that list. :stillsick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miriel Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 That there used to be giant birds the Arryns flew around on to get up to the Eyrie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 That there used to be giant birds the Arryns flew around on to get up to the Eyrie...Everyone knows that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterKing Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Jon Swap theoryJojen is Howland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kienn Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Someone said Ned was Ned Flanders from the Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AegonSnow Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 what's Jon Swap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maegor the Cuddly Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Edit: I'd say any involving Rhaegar living... Ugh.And "Jon is the Song of Ice and Fire", sure, let's call him Rhaegar and Lyanna's son, but to go as far as to call him the main character goes against what Martin wants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Theories that read like an excerpt from "The Many Adventures of Syrio Forel"Where is this book available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiots Lantern Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 That there used to be giant birds the Arryns flew around on to get up to the Eyrie...That's not really a "theory" it's more of a legend, right? Kinda like how the Grayjoys claim their first king married a mermaid, even though there's no evidence mermaids ever existed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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