The Wolf Maid Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Contradictions don't exist, Brahm K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Random thought of the day: I want to go to a Tairy convention. I want to buy a huge black dildo. I want to drive nails through the dildo, bring it to the Tairy Con and say "Mr. Goodkind, would you please sign my Namble cock?" That would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pita Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Even better would be to later put it in your pants. But Tairy doesn't go to conventions. Conventions are for people who like fantasy and he doesn't write fantasy. He writes Important Novels about Human Ideals. But yes, that could be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Random thought of the day: I want to go to a Tairy convention. I want to buy a huge black dildo. I want to drive nails through the dildo, bring it to the Tairy Con and say "Mr. Goodkind, would you please sign my Namble cock?" That would be awesome. Just hold onto it tightly, if Tairy got his hands on it, you might not get it back. Or if you did, you may wish you hadn't. I'm implying that Tairy would have sex with it, in case my point was too subtle. Roark has no 'e' at the end. Death-choosing hippie. Check out this tidbit for 'The Fountainhead' the film, from wikipedia: One of the most interesting things about the film is the courtroom speech that Howard Roark gives at the end of the film. Ayn Rand wrote the entire speech, and demanded that it was read exactly as she wrote it. The director, King Vidor, initially agreed, but when shooting commenced on the scene, decided to tighten it up a bit. Upon hearing this, Rand called the head of the studio demanding the whole speech be filmed. Rand won out, and Vidor filmed the entire speech. The scene goes on for nearly 6 minutes. It is one of the longest speeches ever in a feature film. Isn't that awesome? La plus ca change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhelanArcetus Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Alright, after some poking at my home computer's set up (long long ago I'd forgotten to change the web server port from 80, since my ISP conveniently blocks that; who would want even a low-grade web-server, anyway?), I've managed to get my little Tairylib generator fully working. This is on the "bunch of pre-selected entries for each blank" type. Click here. Also here is the file that governs what the options are. I can add to that at will. Some guy once showed a friend of mine his namble-cock facsimile, during class. Apparently the guy had turned his own dick into a namble-cock. Thankfully she didn't have a picture to show me, but I gather he had multiple bars through it... however I don't recall her mentioning barbs, so he probably was not celerious enough to sharpen the ends of the bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Even better would be to later put it in your pants. But Tairy doesn't go to conventions. Conventions are for people who like fantasy and he doesn't write fantasy. He writes Important Novels about Human Ideals. But yes, that could be awesome. I thought he did appearances though. Where you have to pay to see him. That's what I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Phelan- The links are not working for me. Random thought of the day: I want to go to a Tairy convention. I want to buy a huge black dildo. I want to drive nails through the dildo, bring it to the Tairy Con and say "Mr. Goodkind, would you please sign my Namble cock?" That would be awesome. That might be the best idea I have heard this century in the English language. [off topic] That was referring to an episode of WSOP I watched a couple years ago, where Norman Chad says: Phil Hellmuth has won many gold bracelets, all won in even numbered years which Lon McCearan (sp?) follows up with: That is the most ridiculous statement I have heard this century, in the English language [/off topic] I wonder if TG wrote the script for that episode. Last question, what do IIRC and ETA stand for? (I assume the E in ETA is edit, and obviously I have heard of estimated time of arrival but I know this ETA is different. As for IIRC I have no freaking clue) Just realized that I wrote "last question" even though it was my first and only question. Pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMountainGoat Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 If I Remember Correctly IIRC stands for If I Remember Correctly ETA: = Edited To Add ETA: Good luck with your house moving Min and I just got caught up with the thread after a week of being away. Glad you finished the Grease parody - it rocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhelanArcetus Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Phelan- The links are not working for me. Hmm. My testing has them working. Anyone else having issues? If so, please tell me what problem is coming up, if possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 So I am still slogging back through the old Goodkind threads, I'm on XI at the moment and have to read up to XVII I believe. Anyway, I noticed this quote: Since the Chainfire spell, is Prince Harold...not dead? And while this is NOT the case in the books, I was shocked that while noticing about 800 things TG stole from Robert Jordan I somehow never made the connection between chainfire and balefire. I believe I will now go hang my head in shame. Edit: Am I the only one who is kind of looking forward to Confessor coming out? I have a feeling that it is going to have more hilarious quotes in it than any two or three of the other books combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I want to buy a huge black dildo. I want to drive nails through the dildo, bring it to the Tairy Con and say "Mr. Goodkind, would you please sign my Namble cock?" That would be awesome. I'd make an ear-necklace out of dried apricots, and ask him to sign my "war trophy" from doing battle with death-choosers. Now, because I don't think there's enough profanity, I present my adaptation of "America, Fuck Yeah" (if haven't seen Team America: World Police, go rent it. At the very least, listen to the song on Youtube before reading this, to fully enjoy it). Richard Rahl... Richard Rahl... Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Communists your game is through, cause now you have to answer to Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! So cut off ears, and feed men their balls Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when he comes for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! D'Hara, FUCK YEAH! Castration, FUCK YEAH! Mud People, FUCK YEAH! Sword of Truth, FUCK YEAH! Bringer of Death, FUCK, YEAH! Statues, FUCK YEAH! Possessed goats, FUCK YEAH! Zedds Bags, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Kahlan's tits, FUCK YEAH! Nicci's tits, FUCK YEAH! Red dragons, FUCK YEAH! Long speeches, FUCK YEAH! Venereal disease, FUCK YEAH! Strawmen, FUCK YEAH! Wizard's rules, FUCK YEAH! Namble cocks, FUCK YEAH! Almost rape, FUCK YEAH! Objectivism (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! Travelling pants, FUCK YEAH! Mord Sith, FUCK YEAH! Ja La, FUCK YEAH! Silver sliph, FUCK YEAH! Pointless plots, FUCK YEAH! Fear of immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Wheel of Time, FUCK YEAH! Melon-sized holes, FUCK YEAH! Pacifists (pacifists) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duchess of malfi Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Random thought of the day: I want to go to a Tairy convention. I want to buy a huge black dildo. I want to drive nails through the dildo, bring it to the Tairy Con and say "Mr. Goodkind, would you please sign my Namble cock?" That would be awesome. Richard Rahl... Richard Rahl... Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Communists your game is through, cause now you have to answer to Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! So cut off ears, and feed men their balls Richard Rahl, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when he comes for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! D'Hara, FUCK YEAH! Castration, FUCK YEAH! Mud People, FUCK YEAH! Sword of Truth, FUCK YEAH! Bringer of Death, FUCK, YEAH! Statues, FUCK YEAH! Possessed goats, FUCK YEAH! Zedds Bags, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Kahlan's tits, FUCK YEAH! Nicci's tits, FUCK YEAH! Red dragons, FUCK YEAH! Long speeches, FUCK YEAH! Venereal disease, FUCK YEAH! Strawmen, FUCK YEAH! Wizard's rules, FUCK YEAH! Namble cocks, FUCK YEAH! Almost rape, FUCK YEAH! Objectivism (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! Travelling pants, FUCK YEAH! Mord Sith, FUCK YEAH! Ja La, FUCK YEAH! Silver sliph, FUCK YEAH! Pointless plots, FUCK YEAH! Fear of immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Wheel of Time, FUCK YEAH! Melon-sized holes, FUCK YEAH! Pacifists (pacifists) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Thanks guys! You both just made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 That was absolutely astounding. I don't know why anybody never though of a team america world police/SoT parody before. "Oh my god Richard you destroyed an entire nation of innocent people!" "Yeah but I killed the fucking communists." I think somebody needs to immediately write a parody. I don't really have time now but if nobody else does I could take it up later haha. Objectivism costs a buck o five! Edit: So I've noticed recently since reading these threads so often that I know say things that I didn't use to. Like when I'm making fun of something or pissed about something I tend to call them communists or death choosers. For instance: "EBay just closed my auction, fucking communist swine." Just said that to my friend about 30 seconds ago. I think I need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Now, because I don't think there's enough profanity, I present my adaptation of "America, Fuck Yeah" (if haven't seen Team America: World Police, go rent it. At the very least, listen to the song on Youtube before reading this, to fully enjoy it). I think you just blew up that ratings system website we were talking about up thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhelanArcetus Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Choose life! Don't allow our catch phrases to decide how you should speak. Hmm, been too long since I last saw Team America for me to feel comfortable trying a parody. Though I am bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hmm, been too long since I last saw Team America for me to feel comfortable trying a parody. Though I am bored... I'll give you some help: Team America World Police: That was bad Intelligence. Very bad Intelligence Terry Goodkind: The major conflicts in the books are always solved through human intellect... Could sub in intellect for intelligence mayhaps? Dunno. I have a feeling this parody would be easy to put together but I may have to watch it again first as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Edit: Am I the only one who is kind of looking forward to Confessor coming out? I have a feeling that it is going to have more hilarious quotes in it than any two or three of the other books combined. New books and new people are two of the greater things that can kick the TG mocking into high gear. The greatest thing however, is the direct infusion of the blood of an objectivist retard. Much like sharks, lemmings can smell blood in the water and become whipped into a frenzy. I miss the douchebags of yeardliness trolling by, it was liking kicking a baby in the jaw and taking it's candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Am I the only one who is kind of looking forward to Confessor coming out? I for one, look forward to counting how many pages of speech making there are. I think this one will be the most speecherific yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'm looking forward to it, too. I want to see how it all ends, and more importantly, which magic he invents to get Richard and friends out of the mess they are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'm looking forward to it, too. I want to see how it all ends, and more importantly, which magic he invents to get Richard and friends out of the mess they are in. Whatever he writes, we can all be certain it is the best book he could possibly write, and the magic will follow rules. Rules like 'I'll cast this Helps-Win-Violent-Sports spell I didn't mention I knew until just now and couldn't tell you about because otherwise it wouldn't work'. Douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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