A True Kaniggit

Bloody hell. I didn't guess the monthly work riddle correctly. It went. "What is full of holes, but can still hold water"? The correct answer was. A Sponge" I guessed. 'A good lie" I think my answer was better.

To press on from my last post. Social issue wise? Or economic issue wise?

See, you understand you’re in denial? “Not bad” “Better than average” Is it so hard to say “good”?

…… My Birthday approaches. And so my drink intake shall increase. Will my hostile takeover of the Drunk Thread succeed? Probably not. But I promise silly word play!

Never fall asleep on your back! That leads to sleep paralysis. Terrifying.

It’s gonna get cold.

I thought Donald Trump's greatest accomplishment was doing the impossible. Driving a casino into the ground. How hard do you have to suck as a businessman to make a casino fail?

Dude Bro. We are currently facing a 50/50 thing between Biden and Trump. I'd absolutely rather have her as the nominee. Even if she only won because of her personalty, considering the alternative. You even said she would be more qualified than Trump. But it doesn't matter. It's just a fantasy anyways.

I believe this would be the time. All of her husband's voters, all of President Biden's voter's. Edit: But she doesn't seem interested. So it doesn't matter.

Damn man. Was former President Trump qualified? But she would probably beat Trump because of feelings and nostalgia. And I'm pretty sure you know one unqualified is a far better unqualified than the other. But it doesn't matter. We're facing a scary vote between Former President Trump and President Biden.

*Sigh* If only Michelle Obama hated herself enough to become president, and could convince President Biden to step aside. None of this 50/50 scary Biden or Trump shit. Pretty sure it would be a curb stomping of epic proportions. (Cause of “feelings”)

Lol. You’re currently both right. That’s how the the unknown future works!

No. Not unless President Biden dies before the election.

Hmmmm. I had an anecdote I was going to tell in defense of drill sergeants. But T.I.s aren’t drill sergeant’s, are they?

Good, my first burn of the night. (Sarcasm of course, burns hurt) Happy New Year! Edit: Some jackass (me) left a punk in the ground, and another jackass (also me) accidentally touched it with his palm.

“Giggles Maniacally”

https://youtu.be/mOD0XCm57d8?si=42AbsQSFQ9tc-N-3 Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

What is it you want to hear just before the pilot crashes the plane into a mountain?

So I suppose I really didn’t need to drink Santa’s milk that was left out hours ago. I guess I could’ve just poured it down the drain. Damn you hindsight! Happy holidays everyone!

Spending the next few hours digging a grave for my Laci. I’m sorry she had such a shit early life. And I wish I could have saved her sooner. She was a good dog.

The Force Awakens was a good start. I like it as a movie. (Except for the big weapon at the end) The other two bring it down. (Especially 3)

Troy and National Treasure and The Martian. All horseshit.

It has a few seconds of boobs and a more violent sacking of Troy (Including thrown babies) Also Ajax yells some more. Edit: And there is a random dog in the beginning looking for it’s owner. (I got the dog’s mixed up. Pretty sure Odyseus’s dog was in the theatrical version)

Agreed. But where you done f’ed up was saying Armageddon is better than Top Gun. Troy > Top Gun > Armageddon.

Can’t we just bring in a Majors variant to take over the role?