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Where the Wildlings are.


(Opens with the line The night Bran wore his wolf's skin and made mischief of one kind and another)



Joffrey and the Chocolate Factory


(Joffy and his mummy so deserve a golden ticket from Willy Wonka...)



Goldilocks and the Three Stags


(Goldilocks is Cersai and the Three Stags are respectively Lusty, Grumpy and Fancy)

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"The Other" (The Hobbit is a kids book)

"In a hole in the ground, there lived an other. Not a nasty warm hole with melted ice and oozing water. Nor a bare dry desert hole with no humans to turn or to eat. It was an Other Hole, and that means comfort."

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"Are you my mother?"

Description: Jon Snow looks for his mother, asking various people if they are his mother. They all tell him no (except for Catelyn ... who slaps him in the face and tells him to jump out a window), and he starts to worry that he will never find his mother. This makes him sad, so he sits down and begins to cry. When Eddard sees him crying, he asks why Jon Snow is sad. Jon Snow asked if he is his mother, and Eddard says "umm ... sure ...".

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