Wavey Sauce Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Its weird especially for a character not very important at all. But almost every time he is mentioned, GRRM has to go into great detail about his weener, its size, shape, look etc. And then the real descriptive sex scenes with him where he is highlighting the same stuff nearly every time, mainly always talking about his schlong he likes so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Butters is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I actually made a search in the books... ...don't judge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 The real question is why George WOULDN'T be obsessed with Addam Marbrand's private parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I actually made a search in the books... ...don't judge me. *Judging you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 They live in an age without reality TV stars, so the well hung guys are their fringe celebrities, as are the well hanged individuals adorning the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I don't recall any reference in the books regarding Addam's genitals at all. I only remember him described as good fighter and commander and a life long friend of Jamie. Can someone provide the quotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Selig Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I don't recall any reference in the books regarding Addam's genitals at all. I only remember him described as good fighter and commander and a life long friend of Jamie. Can someone provide the quotes? Only the voice in the OP's head can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4 wiener party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 ...I keep searching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 ...I keep searching... Watch the video I posted Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar Augustus Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Quote from Storm of Swords Tyrion: Addam Marbrand walked with his Gold Cloaks behind. His large wiener swayed from side to side lightly stroking against his mail.'Words are wind and this mummer's farce is almost over', he said as his large wiener stiffened in his breaches.Lord Tywin looked towards Addam and his gaze lifted towards his genital area.'You're as useless as nipples on a breastplate Addam', he barked.Fear cuts deeper than thoughts thought Tyrion as his mouth gaped open at Addam's Wiener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Watch the video I posted Jon. I know the video, but I'm trying to figure out Addam's own wiener's importance here, within context, what's its agency and whether it will remain a pawn or will develop as a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen.Sansa.Lannister Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 They live in an age without reality TV stars, so the well hung guys are their fringe celebrities, as are the well hanged individuals adorning the walls.I laughed at this way longer than I should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I finished reading. The real question is why George WOULDN'T be obsessed with Addam Marbrand's private parts Exactly. Addam Marbrand has red hair. He's a firecrotch. That's why. Like me, George just wants to spread the #RedLove. This whole red religion is an excuse for ginger supremacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Of Thrones Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Quote from AFFC Jaime: “I led a search myself, at Lord Tywin’s command,” offered Addam Marbrand as he boned his fish. The fish was was still piping hot and could scarce contain the enormity of Ser Addam's bulbous member. Jaime was secretly horrified at this breach in etiquette but Strongboar's laughter and Connington's spit take brought him around. It was good to see his childhood friend enjoying himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Sauce Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Butters is that you? "Look at this weener, judge it by its size...........rub it 3 times and it has a surprise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Of Thrones Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Quote from AFFC Jaime: I led a search myself, at Lord Tywins command, offered Addam Marbrand as he boned his fish. The fish was was still piping hot and could scarce contain the enormity of Ser Addam's bulbous member. Jaime was secretly horrified at this breach in etiquette but Strongboar's laughter and Connington's spit take brought him around. It was good to see his childhood friend enjoying himself.I don't remember that passage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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