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Sci-2's Very Merry Unbirthday Thread!


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Sci-(net)'s Birthday goes unmarked every year. We can fix this by wishing him a happy birthday every day! Help secure the future of the human race by making this whimsical AI happy.



Happy Birthday Sci! May all your threads be full of thoughtful and kind contemplation.



Love from an "ugly bag of mostly water".


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Strangely enough Hoo-mun...this pleases me.



Were I to concede to this custom of burthdaez, what kind of party would you recommend to celebrate my launch date?



Would it involve hot men in edible panties per chance?


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Strangely enough Hoo-mun...this pleases me.

Were I to concede to this custom of burthdaez, what kind of party would you recommend to celebrate my launch date?

Would it involve hot men in edible panties per chance?

Absolutely. In all stripes from bald to fuzzy. In fact, there shall be an edible undie dispenser at the door. When male personages find their underwear eaten they can go pull a flavor out of the box.

There should also be a pool. Human persons enjoy swimming. Manties off before entering. Nobody wants spinach-strawberry flaored pool water.

There should be human flesh, in abundance, if the weather is warm. It will be merry, if it's just visible. It's not for the menu.

But it could be used as furnishings!

Happy Birthday my Dove!

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Hmmmm...good point.

What else would you recommend for an ideal burthdae partie?

1) no work the whole day. And useful enterprise will be undertaken by the birthday boy/girl only if he/she wishes it.

2) all music in the hearing of the birthday person shall be of her choosing.

3) likewise, all foods served will meet with the approval of the birthday person

4) rain will not be permitted - only sun and not too much sun - warm, not hot.

5) illness is not permitted - either of the birthday person or of anyone close to her.

6) tragic events in the news are not permitted.

7) births are permitted and encouraged.

8) games and dancing will be the main activities of the day.

I could go on, but that's the basic idea behind my ideal birthday.

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