Howlin' Howland Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 CB makes his living selling pamphlets that teach people how to go off the grid and avoid the Illuminati conspiracy. Tinfoil hats are the centerfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 The real name of HH is Howlin' Now Lackland.And he has a brother: Rickard Lionheart.They are like Clegane brothers.Big and strong I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Kikajon's real name is Herman, which sucks because Kika is female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Lady B loves the smell of used socks. She's not proud of it, but it's affected her personal life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Howlin' Howland invented a "used socks" scent and is making a killing in the market for odd smell fetishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Lady B loves internet games. She impersonates the lifes of people she plays against to the point where sometimes (often) the police have to be involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 HH is LB's defence attorney, so he makes a killing off that, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Count Balerion is the prosecuting attorney. We all know each other pretty well in real life. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 As LB's booking agent I have been working hard to get jobs for her trio of tap dancing rabbits, but I must confess it's been a slow winter for them. Any of you know of a winter carnival that had a cancellation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 HC wrote the title of this thread as a self reminder, because he always blames ignorance as an impediment to do anything. Especially when taxation or housework is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Kikajon has been collecting her toenail clippings since she was three years old. Her collection currently fills 35 mason jars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Howlin' Howland offered his life's savings to buy just one of the 35 jars, but Kika just laughed haughtily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 WS hosted the traitor's tourney where we all met to plot the overthrow of Aerys I and Bloodraven. The plot failed, but we still had a blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 That Traitor's Tourney was potluck. We all brought our best recipes, except for Count Balerion...he only brought chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Dragon chips. How was I to know LB had a dragon allergy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Count Balerion actually knew about LB's dragon allergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 B bribed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda of the Vale Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Count Balerion normally writes much longer posts than the one above. Alas, he is quite busy as Valentine's Day looms large on his calender and he struggles to find time to write and send valentines to hundreds of erstwhile lovers, all of which state, "You are the One and Only Valentine for Me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Andromeda is one of CB's many valentines recipients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 HC hates this time of year. He's the one who has to sit at the post office and stamp hearts on all the valentines that CB (and others) send. As a result, he's developed tendonitis in his wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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