Blazfemur Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 ElizabethB was actually BlizabethE all along... :O StannisForKing299AL has actually just become the only true prophet on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 B is actually a new life form constructed by entering various chemicals into a test tube, and reading GRRM's books (speech recognition wanted me to type "balrogs") to the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 I've started finding these weird little Lego creations around town. On the bottom of each one is a label that says, "by Leap in honor of Sandor Clegane". I suppose if you use a lot of imagination you might say they were busts of the Hound, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Every Valentine's, HC stands beneath the bedroom window and serenades Mrs.Chicken by singing "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin at the top of his lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Knight of Ashes thinks he's pulling a clever scam on ebay. He'll post a photo an an ipad, list it for "only" a hundred bucks, say in the description it is an "actual ipad as it appears in the photo." But then, he ships actual brand-new, in-the-box ipads to the buyers. He heard about such a scam, and thought it would be a easy one to pull, but somehow keeps losing money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Voice of the First Men was arrested for tax evasion, for buying -- and reselling -- fully packaged brand new ipads, when Knight of Ashes reported him for leaving negative feedback on his account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 Blaz likes to write vulgar things on his arms, then cover them with bandaids. When he finds himself sitting next to a woman on the bus or in class he'll remove the bandaids and leer at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 HC loathes GRRM's books. In the thread where we were posting passages from SOIAF, he kept saying "How can you guys stand this filth?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Count Balerion's name was intended as a boast, meaning, he was able to recite all the Balerions that ever lived. No one's been impressed, as there's been but one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 Voice has never had a bank account, never used money. He sings for his food, his rent, and his clothing.etaand for other, uh, things . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 HC's bowel control issues ensure that he never allows himself to be more than 100 feet from a restroom at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 HH regularly monitors the bowel movements of those around him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Voice has never had a bowel movement in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 KOA has such frequent bowel movements he has to cellotape a bucket to his backside, then sells it as fertiliser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Morticia is so fond of bowel movement jokes that she's become known in her neighborhood as that 'Bowel Movement Lady'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 KOA practices voodoo, he has made a voodoo doll for everyone on this forum, and when people tell lies about him he gets so upset he puts a pin in the liar's doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 KOA practices voodoo, he has made a voodoo doll for everyone on this forum, and when people tell lies about him he gets so upset he puts a pin in the liar's doll. So THAT'S what's wrong with my back. ;) HH has a lovely voice. In fact while singing he's frequently mistaken for Barbra Streisand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Lady B is involved in an international criminal conspiracy. She uses online forums, like this one, to send coded messages back and forth with her co-conspirators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 HH knows because he managed to crack the code using a Turing machine he built on his own using tuna cans, shoe strings and spare parts from his granpa typewriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Leap is the other half. The dark one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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