Andromeda of the Vale Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Howlin' Howland wrote the lyrics to every Justin Bieber song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 AV actually * is* a constellation, and posts by using interstellar gamma rays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Count Balerion says he's not a virgin anymore because he "poked a girl on facebook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 The Voice was so busy monitoring Count Balerion's virginity status that he missed his audition for the Voice...the lamentations of his teenie-bopper fans can be heard across the vastness of space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 One day in Myr, rocksniffer came upon a traveling folly. After the performance, he made an offer for an orphan boy that the master of the fat little sailing cog found far too tempting to refuse. The orphan was terrified, but rocksniffer had need of his manhood. He gave the orphan boy a potion that made him powerless to move or speak, yet did nothing to dull his senses. With a long hooked blade, he sliced the orphan root and stem, chanting all the while. The flames turned blue, and a voice answered rocksniffer's call. While I'm too lazy to try it myself, rocksniffer claims it is a great remedy for indigestion that works at least thirty percent of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Even if it works only 30% of the time it definitely seems worth the while!the voice rocksniffer heard from the flames was that of voice, he got his name from that time.And what he told sniffer was that this remedy only worked on 30% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Kikajon is that little boy's mother's uncle's cousin's roommate's sister-in-law's ex-babysitter's boyfriend's grandfather's pinochle playing partner's great-niece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Lady Blizz has worn herring earrings for years now because they keep her social phobia in check -nobody comes close enough to trigger it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 ElizabethB uses chloroform to kidnap people and performs unsolicited endoscopy on them while they are unconscious. She does this to satisfy her abnormally high levels of curiosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 ElizabethB uses chloroform to kidnap people and performs unsolicited endoscopy on them while they are unconscious. She does this to satisfy her abnormally high levels of curiosity.(omg disgusting)Dol's fancy for Pippa Middleton became tragic when he kept calling his girlfriend, a passionate anti-monarchist, "Pippa-luv-pips-midsie-teats" in his sleep. His mother thought it was cute when Dol's soon to be ex posted the video on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 EB is the girl I poked on Facebook. I mistook her for Daenerys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Balerion is in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the human who produced the most saliva in a 60 minute period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 HH is also in the Guinness Book of World Records...for longest breath-holding while waiting for a book to release. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 LB was kicked out of the House of the Undying for being "too creepy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Voice of the First Men can actually only raise his voice to say "goat". He's the goat version of Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Steelborn has a strange fetish.....something about hairy chest really turns him on :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Athena hopes her own hairy chest will be adequate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Adequate is actually Voice of the First Men's middle name. Voice of the Adequate First Men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Leap likes to play dress up in womens clothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Faceless Athena was once known as Buttless Aphrodite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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