Weeping Sore Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Voice of the First Men opened a B&B in Sausalito called "Fist of the First Men". He was surprised at the clientele from across the Golden Gate Bridge who showed up for their reservations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 WS fell off her pilates roller and broke her tooth. Mouse took her tooth before it was found and left a piece of camembert as thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Contrary to popular belief, ElizabethB actually makes the best sugar cookies. Unfortunately, due to their special marijuana properties, they leave you eating more and more until you get stomach cramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Blazfemur once opened his mouth so wide it turned into the howling void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Voice of the First Men opened a B&B in Sausalito called "Fist of the First Men". He was surprised at the clientele from across the Golden Gate Bridge who showed up for their reservations... nice. :bowdown: Weeping Sore's avatar "pic" is actually a live webcam stream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Blazfemur once opened his mouth so wide it turned into the howling void. .....and they called it The Doom Of Valyria. Weeping Sore cries herself to sleep at night until her tearducts are sore.. She still dreams, that one day her prince will come and wisk her away to the floral paradise she once resided in. Until then, it's warm blankets and chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 DAMNIT Voice, how dare you ninja me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 DAMNIT Voice, how dare you ninja me. You still love ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Voice has a thing for bunnies. Come easter, she will crawl into her bunny costume and go from door to door handing out bunny-treats. It got her arrested more than once, but more often the problem is the grandpas at the doors wanting to squeeze her tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Liz can't tell men from women ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Liz can't tell men from women ;) All men are from women...their mothers! VotFM can slay moths with his thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 WS avatar is a member.(Sorry about the hand me down lie, but show must go on.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Contrary to our assumptions. It turns out the above poster's name is Bob Elizabeth, a redheaded giant who tosses white ponies from the mountain top, gurgling his deep laughter as they splatter the rocks below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Voice has a thing for bunnies. Come easter, she will crawl into her bunny costume and go from door to door handing out bunny-treats. It got her arrested more than once, but more often the problem is the grandpas at the doors wanting to squeeze her tail.Voice has a thing for bunnies. Come easter he will crawl into his bunny costume and go from door to door handing out bunny-treats. It got him arrested more than once, but more often the problem is the grandmas at the doors wanting to squeeze his tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Far be it from me to cringe away from grandmas wanting to squeeze my perfect tail, but try that with Bob Elizabeth, and the ogre will instantly seize granny's horse, and chuck it from the cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Yes, but only because it takes many many horses to feed the manly Voice in all his manliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Bob Elizabeth gets a sick thrill from the vigor horse flesh fills me with, and my often inappropriate relations with grandmothers across the realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Since the Andal invasion, and the subsequent intermarriage between the invaders and the conquered, Voice of the First Men only ever says "Yes dear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 The grim, cold Lady Blizzardborn was actually born in July, making her, the original sweet summer child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Blaz is a follower of bob dobbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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