Fragile Bird Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 We will hunt you, take down your sites, accounts, emails, and expose you…From now on, no safe place for you online…You will be treated like a virus, and we are the cure…We own the internet…We are Anonymous; we are Legion; we do not forgive, we do not forget, Expect us.Remember some time ago, Anonymous said they would target ISIS? They have now released a video announcing they have taken down ISIS recruiting sites on Twitter and Facebook, providing a list of sites. http://anonhq.com/anonymous-hacktivists-strike-blow-isis/Think this will help? I think it's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Good for Anonyomous! Shutting down the Daesh online presence would be quite a feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Yeah, Anonymous has a tremendous track record. Watch out ISIS, or you'll go the way of the Church of Scientology, Sony and Mastercard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egalitarianism Always Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Think this will help? I think it's fantastic. Decent normal people acting, it's good to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 [sCENE: ISIS HQ Bunker, somewhere in Sykes-Picot. A meeting is on.]BAGHDADI: ...so I don't think we will be following that advice: our oil output is too big and my arse is too small. Anything else?ISIS COMMANDER: My Caliph, the news from the capital is grim. The Crusader-Safavid alliance draws closer and a long siege looms-A DIFFERENT ISIS COMMANDER: Your Caliphness, the atheist Kurds sweep out from Kobani, our loyal brothers weep for their losses and unrest grows in the ranks-BAGHDADI: Anyone got some good news for your Caliph? Brighten up my day a little? ANOTHER ISIS COMMANDER: uh, well the strategic withdrawal from all of Northwest Syria isn't going too bad? Sure we're abandoning major strongholds to the apostates and Nusra- COMMANDERS: Splitters!THE COMMANDER FROM BEFORE: indeed, uh but the reserves should be freed up within weeks for our secret plan to- [Loud footsteps and panting are heard. Enter MESSENGER]MESSENGER: O, my Caliph! Brothers! A catastrophe-BAGHDADI: Did you not read the memo? The word is 'catastro-tunity'.MESSENGER: Forgive me, your Rolex-ness, but we are undone! Hordes of scr1ptkiddies DDoS our BBSs, and woe, our twitter fanbois are doxxed. All crumbles before the mighty LOIC!BAGHDADI: øh n0es!COMMANDERS: Everybody panic![END SCENE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Once and Future King Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I think King Abdullah Hussein is doing a lot more than an bunch of hackers, but to each his own. Anything is better than just cowering in the white house, 10 downing st or Hotel Matignon*.*although its hard to blame the french. Running, surrendering, and hiding is all they know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 : Everybody panic! <snipped> Hey, we do things we can do. Their talents are in hacking. Disrupting ISIS' connections to the world seems pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Hey, we do things we can do. Their talents are in hacking. Disrupting ISIS' connections to the world seems pretty good.That's less clear cut than it sounds. Many intelligence analysts argue that having ISIS's online community out in the open is more useful for information gathering and analysis than were it to be driven underground. Regardless, horn-blowing doofuses like the people who call themselves Anonymous do not bother with questions like this. They're in it to feel like heroes and once they've declared victory over some message boards and exposed some basement-dwelling cyberjihadis it'll be on to something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 [sCENE: ISIS HQ Bunker, somewhere in Sykes-Picot. A meeting is on.]BAGHDADI: ...so I don't think we will be following that advice: our oil output is too big and my arse is too small. Anything else?ISIS COMMANDER: My Caliph, the news from the capital is grim. The Crusader-Safavid alliance draws closer and a long siege looms-A DIFFERENT ISIS COMMANDER: Your Caliphness, the atheist Kurds sweep out from Kobani, our loyal brothers weep for their losses and unrest grows in the ranks-BAGHDADI: Anyone got some good news for your Caliph? Brighten up my day a little? ANOTHER ISIS COMMANDER: uh, well the strategic withdrawal from all of Northwest Syria isn't going too bad? Sure we're abandoning major strongholds to the apostates and Nusra- COMMANDERS: Splitters!THE COMMANDER FROM BEFORE: indeed, uh but the reserves should be freed up within weeks for our secret plan to- [Loud footsteps and panting are heard. Enter MESSENGER]MESSENGER: O, my Caliph! Brothers! A catastrophe-BAGHDADI: Did you not read the memo? The word is 'catastro-tunity'.MESSENGER: Forgive me, your Rolex-ness, but we are undone! Hordes of scr1ptkiddies DDoS our BBSs, and woe, our twitter fanbois are doxxed. All crumbles before the mighty LOIC!BAGHDADI: øh n0es!COMMANDERS: Everybody panic![END SCENE]Hah, I love it. "Catastro-tunity" was especially nice.Edit: I'm gonna use that at the next management meeting in at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 That's less clear cut than it sounds. Many intelligence analysts argue that having ISIS's online community out in the open is more useful for information gathering and analysis than were it to be driven underground. Regardless, horn-blowing doofuses like the people who call themselves Anonymous do not bother with questions like this. They're in it to feel like heroes and once they've declared victory over some message boards and exposed some basement-dwelling cyberjihadis it'll be on to something else. Well, I asked for opinions. :) I hope you're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 *although its hard to blame the french. Running, surrendering, and hiding is all they know. Hey, take your stereotypical xenophobia and French-hating and shove it up your nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 OaFK got some real Freedom Fries History going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I don’t understand what Anonymous are claiming that they want to be trying to succeed doing. Hacking Twitter accounts? Good for Anonymous’s publicity, and a welcome outlet for internet warriors everywhere to feel important. But I don’t have the faintest idea what this should accomplish. (I am open to suggestions.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Ambar Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 This is just another exercise in self-aggrandizement. Nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Oh, and they this did this already back in June: While it's known the Iranian Quds Force is aiding the Iraqi army and American armed drones currently patrol the skies above Baghdad, the list entities fighting the Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) in Iraq just got a virtual addition. In a YouTube video message, an Anonymous splinter group called The Anonymous Message sets out the reasoning behind "Operation NO2ISIS," a hacking campaign targeting the cyber infrastructure of states sponsoring IS militants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I don’t understand what Anonymous are claiming that they want to be trying to succeed doing. Hacking Twitter accounts? Good for Anonymous’s publicity, and a welcome outlet for internet warriors everywhere to feel important. But I don’t have the faintest idea what this should accomplish. (I am open to suggestions.) The accomplishment is to feel like hero-warriors fighting for a Just Cause, I suppose. Besides, the steam has sort of gone out of Gamregate, there's only so much 4Chan trolling you can do and of watching leaked naked pix of Jennifer Lawrence must have finally got a bit old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Oh, so Gamergate was actually instigated by ISIS to keep the Grey Tribe busy with something else than hacking their cyberinfrastructure. That’s a great conspiracy theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 *although its hard to blame the french. Running, surrendering, and hiding is all they know. I'm sure you, of course, are a model of valor, tough-talking Internet person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Once and Future King Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I'm sure you, of course, are a model of valor, tough-talking Internet person.Nope I am a simple man who is literate and has seen a history book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Nope I am a simple man who is literate and has seen a history book Sounds about right. Next step would be to open that book and read it and try and learn something rather than resort to simple-minded jingoistic twaddle. God damn, it's not even a fresh joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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