Morgul-Blade Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Stannis can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Davos Baratheon Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Stannis doesn't flush, he scares the shit out of the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face Stannis knows what color 'that' dress is.........and he doesn't care Stannis actually caught Bran when he was pushed from a window. Unfortunately, Bran said cheers Stan. Stannis was so angry at the shortening of his name he broke Brans legs and put him in a coma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis is so stubborn death is afraid to touch him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 The Bravosi say to the god of death 'not today'.... Stannis stares at the god of death until he kneels and swears fealty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Deaths so afraid of stannis he swore to stop killing people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis won the only melee he entered when he upper cut Duncan the Tiny, a squire to some hedge knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man from Nowhere Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Before the universe existed, there was only Stannis.Stannis doesn't sleep, he waits.Stannis cannot fly, he jumps in the air and chooses to come down.Stannis told GRRM his favourite character.When the others camp out in the north, they tell Stannis stories.The Dothraki hordes are afraid of the sea because they know Stannis is on the other side.Stannis doesn't have a shadow, it was terrified and ran away. That's why we have the shadow lands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laughing Storm Reborn Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Bloodraven isn´t albino, he´s just afraid of Stannis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamWesterosiWallace Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Before the universe existed, there was only Stannis.Stannis doesn't sleep, he waits.Stannis cannot fly, he jumps in the air and chooses to come down.Stannis told GRRM his favourite character.When the others camp out in the north, they tell Stannis stories.The Dothraki hordes are afraid of the sea because they know Stannis is on the other side.Stannis doesn't have a shadow, it was terrified and ran away. That's why we have the shadow lands.The best ones yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Renly once asked if Stannis Baratheon has a favorite color. He answered that he doesn’t have a favorite color, as he believes all colors should be treated equally and fair. Howland Reed defeated Arthur Dayne by yelling "lookout Arthur, Stannis is behind you" then stabbing him in the back when he turned around. Reed has been in hiding ever since for taking Stannis' name in vain... Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Stannis is called logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Davos Baratheon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The Dothraki believe that one day Stannis will kill everyone.And that's the way the world will end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis does not believe R+L=J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Davos Baratheon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis does not believe R+L=J Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasta11 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Mace Tyrell did not surrender to Ned after the Rebllion. he dipped his banners when he saw that Stannis had left Storm's End and was coming for him. The Valyrians never came to Westeros because they were afraid of Stannis. They built Dragonstone as a tribute to him. The Faith of the Seven wanted to be the Faith of Stannis at first, but Stannis brushed them off because he was already godlike and did not require the validation. Stannis needs no armies and could take the Seven Kingdoms by his lonesome. He just doesn't in order to make it fair for everyone. Stannis eats soup with a fork. Once, Stannis was in Essos and decided it was a bit cold. Thus the Fourteen Flames were born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendTheKnee15 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Up,upDown, downLeft, rightLeft, rightB,ASelectStart=Stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSmith84 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Stannis eats soup with a fork. For some reason, this really made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 All Chuck Norris facts are based on Stannis facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 While the hound had fear of fire, his brother, the Mountain , fear of Stannis is so bad that Gregor get headaches from the stress from worrying about facing the Mannis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Noctua Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The Winds of Winter is a 1000+ page description of the consequences of Stannis sneezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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