Beautiful Balon Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 And then everybody flops their wieners in Tormund's face! By the way, how am I the first person to bring up the fact that there's a geographical area known as "The Teats" (ie Barba's Teats/Missy's Teats) in this forum. Do we know what kind of nipples the Teats have? Maybey the Teats nipples are trees> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightTime Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 And then everybody flops their wieners in Tormund's face! By the way, how am I the first person to bring up the fact that there's a geographical area known as "The Teats" (ie Barba's Teats/Missy's Teats) in this forum. Do we know what kind of nipples the Teats have?The nipples of the teats are dark and full of terrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blackmont Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Nipples is the bastard daughter of Nettles and four men.Robert Strong,Bloodraven,Tormund Giantsbaneand Samwell Tarly.She was born in a flash of lightning, and has the agility of a sloth, the wits of a boar, the strength of a chicken, and the courage of a mouse. Her powers are unknown, but men are apparently turned to stone when they sight her large black objects, they are said to be larger than Tormund's member. Love interests include Nimble Dick, Hotho Humpback, and Harys Swift. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Don't forget the prophecy of The Nipples That Were Promised (by D&D, to HBO executives). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Onion Kniggit Posted June 25, 2015 Author Share Posted June 25, 2015 Don't forget the prophecy of The Nipples That Were Promised (by D&D, to HBO executives). Is this the prophecy of the the man who wants 20 good nipples but needs the bad dark nipples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.P. Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sometimes I get the feeling that GRRM means "areola" when he writes "nipples". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHat Ahai Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 You are not wrong OP. There's a huge nipple fixation. From a review I read (the reviewer pretends to be the Incredible Hulk, I don't know why): Quote AND CROWS HAVE THE DISTINCTION OF INTRODUCING READER TO MARTIN’S SWEET NIPPLE FETISH! AND THANKFULLY, THE COLOR, SIZE, AND PROXIMITY OF EVERY NIPPLE IN THE BOOK ACCOUNTED FOR IN EARNEST. HULK ESTIMATE A HEALTHY 50 PAGES DEVOTED TO NIPPLES AND THE VARIOUS THINGS PEOPLE WANT TO DO WITH NIPPLES. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT INTERESTED IN THIS STRAIGHT-UP SEXUALITY SHIT, NO WORRY! THERE PLENTY OF SUDDEN AND STRANGE S+M BITS WITH IN-DEPTH DETAIL ABOUT HOW WOMEN TORTURED AND THEIR NIPPLES CUT OR BITTEN OFF. IT FUN FOR ALL! :lol: What?... Why? eta: Apology to Roaming Ronin for messing up their quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Maybebi missed it, but I think left out a few pairs... The old women began to chant. Underneath their painted leather vests, their withered dugs swayed back and forth, shiny with oil and sweat. Daenerys V, Game 46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Clearly, if this thread demonstrates anything, it is the need for a nipples page on the wiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Maybebi missed it, but I think left out a few pairs...Well, you've found one place in the books where GRRM describes breasts without describing the corresponding nipples. I'm curious whether he'll correct that in a future printing, as he corrected Jeyne's hips and the sex-changing horse. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Clearly, if this thread demonstrates anything, it is the need for a nipples page on the wiki.A nipple canon page with descriptions of each characters nipples with artist/show rendering.Then we need a members page that is simply Error page cannot load as Tormund member [img\] is too large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Brandon Badwater Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Are inny or outty belly buttons ever mentioned? And do Westerosi people have belly button fluff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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