SupergangstaswaggerGGmofo Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Just to let you know, I'm not asking for a battle because I know who wins. But I'm asking for, is the reactions, between these two places, Middle earth and Dorne. Due to middle earth strict uptight morals and lacking any sexual desires really. How would they act towards the dornish customs, and how loosely moral they are and there large libido. and the other around. Would they ignore, despise, or clashwith each other. give your opinions and explain, I'm curios is all ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 The Shire would get massively rich off the back of this huge new market for its weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Nice username yo ya na'm sayin?? (Im sorry im watching too much trailer park boys) 3 minutes ago, polishgenius said: The Shire would get massively rich off the back of this huge new market for its weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 pg, The Shire sells perfectly harmless tobacco despite what all the health experts claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 IDK if Sauron offered the Dornish justice for Elia and her kids the Dornish might go over to him weed or no weed. By the way who said the Middle Earthers are uptight about sex, Sam had like 20 kids so he did figure out what went where at the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 18 hours ago, jarl the climber said: IDK if Sauron offered the Dornish justice for Elia and her kids the Dornish might go over to him weed or no weed. By the way who said the Middle Earthers are uptight about sex, Sam had like 20 kids so he did figure out what went where at the end of the day. Wasn't Aragorn a ninety year old virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Mike said: Wasn't Aragorn a ninety year old virgin? IDK I always thought he and the Arwen hooked up in Lorien back when he was in late 40's or early 50's. Its also hard to believe he could have stayed incognito for all those years if he wasn't sleeping around a little, not sleeping around would have made him stick out more. He could have been Eowyn and Eomers Father for all we know, he knew their Father, he admits that, did he know their Mother, did he maybe know her too well? Its kind of convenient she wasn't around to say. They did sort of treat him like a Father figure especially in the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Pfft, Saruman would have those pesky Children of the Forest enslaved and driving the machines of industry in the blink of an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arataniello Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 We should also consider how the girls at Mallory Towers by Enid Blyton would get on with the Sand Snakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Writhen Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just send Tyene to flash Hobbiton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupergangstaswaggerGGmofo Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 I have gotten a lot of answers here, which is awesome, also, about Aragorn being a 80 something year old virgin doesn't seem that immposible especially in middle earth, and what I meant about them being uptight about sex was that, in a way aren't they more faithful to their husbands and wives, and they definitely are not bisexual from what I know. I always thought that their two different ideal and morals would clash with each other, and Sam having 20 kids, hahaha damn SAMs been getting busy alright. PS: CRAZY HORSES!!!!, don't take mind to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 17 minutes ago, SupergangstaswaggerGGmofo said: I have gotten a lot of answers here, which is awesome, also, about Aragorn being a 80 something year old virgin doesn't seem that immposible especially in middle earth, and what I meant about them being uptight about sex was that, in a way aren't they more faithful to their husbands and wives, and they definitely are not bisexual from what I know. I always thought that their two different ideal and morals would clash with each other, and Sam having 20 kids, hahaha damn SAMs been getting busy alright. PS: CRAZY HORSES!!!!, don't take mind to this. They are actually very anti gay, they were always burning faggots in the fire, I hate even saying that but its in the book in plain English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupergangstaswaggerGGmofo Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 Yeah I remember readin that, wasn't it because Tolkein was a really strong Catholic and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 52 minutes ago, jarl the climber said: They are actually very anti gay, they were always burning faggots in the fire, I hate even saying that but its in the book in plain English. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupergangstaswaggerGGmofo Posted April 5, 2016 Author Share Posted April 5, 2016 This is just my own opinion and if they first met each other, well I think they would just ingore each other's ideals, and start making huge money from the perfectly harmless tabbaco. If it was like 1st age middle earth, shit just got real man or if Aegon the conquer was still around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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