Emmit Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I think Asha should marry Yara. But that's just me. Who is the best Frey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LitaJ Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 the Best Frey at what? Personallt I think the best fray was the battle of the bells, because it has an awesome name... what do you are the best battle names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I don't want to fight in battles. All you need is love, people. Who are the hippies in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 Many people are looked down on in Westeros: Crannogmen, Mountain Clans of the Vale, Dornishmen, Northmen in general, members of the Night's Watch, etc. What if Jaime Lannister was a member of the Beatles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I don't think Victarion would be amused at being called Vicki. What would Asha do to someone who called her Yara? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 If Jaime was a member of the Beatles... well first off, he couldn't pull off the Liverpool accent. Sorry, he just couldn't. I don't know that he is known for singing, so he is probably going to be the Ringo of the group. And Yara and Asha would make out and then faint at the sight of Jaime Starr. If Jaime is Ringo, which Westerosi are John, Paul, and the other guy I can't remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Wylis Manderly has a large walrus mustache. Coo coo, kachoo. On the show why did Orson Lannister want to smash the beetles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 It probably was not for a smoothie. How would one make a smoothie in the 7 kingdoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 First, you need to become friends with Jojen. Are there any karaokes in the seven kingdoms ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cullen of House Swan Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Everyone in Westeros is a eukaryote. How much weirwood could a direwoodchuck chuck if a direwoodchuck could chuck weirwood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Wood ducks are scared of the faces carved in the weirwood trees. Is Lyanna Mormont enjoying her 10 minutes of fame now that she has been featured on the show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I'm afraid she doesn't sell autographs. Does Westeros have any decent opera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 There's no such thing as decent opera. Why does Euron wear an eye patch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LitaJ Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Because he is pirate, the true question is... why doesn't he have parrot and peg leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 According to Jake and the Neverland Pirates, real pirates share. Euron is no pirate. Stealing his brother's wife, not cool. Is there a worse oxymoron in westeros than riverlands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I'm too lazy to try to remember what oxymoron means, but yeah, Riverlands sounds cool yo! Can someone explain me how Cersei is pronounced with an S at the beginning and Cerwyn is pronounced with a K, sounding exactly like Maestre Kerwin that "was used as a woman" by Vicky's crew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 The pronunciation of Cerwyn is news to me. If it was Samwell Tarly rather than Brienne, how would Samwell have dealt with Jaime's depression over the loss of his hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Sam still would have ogled Jaime's butt as he got out of that bath. Didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I was not invited to that scene. How many of us here still watch the show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Drew Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 The question you're looking for is; how many of us are still patiently waiting for TWOW? Where can I find a copy of Barth's Unnatural History? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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