Emmit Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Honestly, I have no idea. But I am now imagining Effie and Varys hanging out and trying to out costume each other. Which high school clique would these characters belong to: Jon Snow, Arya Stark, Ramsay Bolton, Arienne Martell, and Brienne Tarth. (Please answer as honestly as possible since it's for my Master's thesis.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Westeros education system sucks. If a maestre isn't very good at maths, does that doom a whole generation of lords at being lousy at tax gathering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Tax is cheat code to amass wealth without accusation. Why din't Eddard Stark have a direwolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 His application was turned down by the Direwolf Committee b/c his check bounced. Like can u book ppl help me out u r so knolegeable and stuff!!!!!! Who'se Danores n is she any ralation (sp?) 2 Cleesy? N is she as h0t as Cleasy cuz Khleasy is like woooo-GAH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Well, in the book, this Danores is actually called Jinglebell. They changed the character a tiny bit, but they are basically the same. Now this Cleasy is a completely new invention for the show. But GRRM has been quoted as saying how upset he is that he didn't think of the character first. I need to know... Green Apple Fossoways or Red Apple Fossoways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 The only difference is wealth. And that is a lousy metric. Should I be a grammar Nazi to those who write with improper syntax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Only if they're writing in Valyrian. How do you conjugate the present optative third person dual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Jaime would rather slash through problems like that with a sword. Will people think I'm cool if I speak like Jaqen H'ghar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 Mayhaps. What is the characteristic that the lord of the crossing needs most? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Mayhaps. Is it to evil too write like dis just two mess with gramer Nazis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Jeffrey Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Know. Is training/battling pokémon animal cruelty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 PETA is not present in Westeros. Now that is one less to worry about. What Others do in their free time when they are not killing people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 14, 2016 Author Share Posted June 14, 2016 I can think of a few things that would seem obvious, but since this is the unhelpful thread, I am not going to provide an answer except: sing along with the "Frozen" soundtrack. What can I find in the land of always winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Global warming ensures that it's never always winter. Why is it "A Song of Ice and Fire"? It's not a sound recording and there's no musical notation, so it's clearly not a song. It isn't freezing cold when you pick up one of the books, so it's not ice. It doesn't burn you when you pick up one of the books, so it's not fire. If it were ice AND fire, as it claims to be, then the fire would melt the ice and the resulting water would put the fire out. This doesn't happen. So again, why? Is George LYING??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Try lighting the books on fire and putting them in your freezer, then maybe they'll make a sound. How many septons does it take to change a horseshoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Jeffrey Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 As many as it's usually required. How come the Faith hasn't made an attempt to ban other religions from Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 As far as I know faith is a virtue. what is west of westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 The first four letters. What's the name of Brienne's horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 15, 2016 Author Share Posted June 15, 2016 I doubt she would find the humor in a horse named wench, cow, or beauty. How far does Sothoryos stretch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Jeffrey Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 All the way to its southernmost point. What stories did Ned ask Old Nan to tell back in the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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