Claire of House Thorpe Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 You can't, as that book was banned from bookstores 10 days ago. Is there no morality left in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Morality is an American construct. No one else in the world has morality... so stop trying to spread your colonial values on everyone else. Whay modern, real-world convenience would be most useful in Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I was going to say air conditioning, but since winter is coming it really wouldn't be all that useful. How do the ravens know where to take their messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Magic. Serious real-life question: How can I take over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Well, to take over The World you'll have wrest control from the owner... some sheik I imagine. He'd probably just sell it to you though, although it is probably prohibitively expensive. But maybe not, I don't know your life. Dolorous Edd: hero or schmuck? Please discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Sansa is a schmuck bait. Jaime has never had sex with anyone but Cersei. Does that mean he has a reputation of being a very chaste man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 He was chased after he left Riverrun. If I lose a vital form full of data, how can I make it up to those who care about the data? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 If I were you, I would avoid people who care about data. Those fuckers are insane. Why does it always rain on me? Can there be any shittier weather than in my city? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Drew Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 You can have my ratty umbrella that has a few tears here and there. Dammit, I can't find my glasses, where did I last leave them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I can't even find my own half the time, let alone anyone else's. Worship me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Not really a question CB, more of a command, but sure. What kooky rituals does the Cult of Count Balerion have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Cookies are all in the stomach of the beholder. What would be the official cookie of each of the 7 kingdoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 There's no chocolate in Westeros, so no chocolate chip cookies. How depressing is a world without chocolate chip cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 It is better to eat a cookie than to curse the darkness. If there were fortune cookies in Westeros would their fortunes turn out to be real prophecies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Only if you added "in bed" to the end of the fortune... You will be forced to ready your master's new wife. That was pretty lame on my part, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Drew Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Lame Lothar would respond, "Join the club!" Ew! My sister wants me to pet a tarantula! Should I run for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 You better hide unless you one of the Brave Companions. Will we see TWOW getting published this year end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Maybe if someone gives the trebuchet speech to GRRM. Would you rather be the Hand of the King or the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I think I'd rather be one of the Valar. That wouldn't make "valar morgulis" apply to me, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 "All men must..." I guess it depends on your surname. What would Effy Trinket say about a shield made of mahogany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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