Raisin' Bran Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Joey uses the pages of ASOIAF for wall paper in his bedroom. I can be troublesome when he needs to look up a quote, as the page he is looking for is sometimes behind a large piece of furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 RB uses the pages of his copy to make paper airplanes. He then tries to persuade people to buy seats on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 CB's dream is to one day become a street performer where he will act out ALL roles in AGoT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Raisin' Bran's father smells of elderberries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Rasin' Bran is more of a oatmeal and Tobasco in the same bowl  than a cereal person for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 1000th Lord Commander & Batbob have a blog containing inappropriate recipes for senior citizens, which has since been reported to be the cause of mass cases of gastritis. They now reside in Panama selling palm frond hats to unsuspecting octogenarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 PyroclasticFlow lives on the slopes of a volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 This "volcano" was created by RB's dragon experiment. I'm impressed the experiment made it this far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Count Balerion is related to Count Von Count, the famous counting vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Batbob45 is the inventor of the little-known gadget, the batbob. The device hovers in the air acting as a lure for the capture of bats. He has sold a total of 45, more than half purchased by his extended family (26) and last one sold almost 3 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 RB was caught in the batbob by accident, and spent years trapped in Batbob's infamous dungeon. He only got out by bribing the jailer with his copy of THE WIT AND WISDOM OF TYRION LANNISTER., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 That's the story that CB tells everyone. In truth, he had a failed dungeon cage company that went under due to the fact that the main architect kept building the cell doors with the lock on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 PyroclasticFlow only tells stories that are reminiscent of Jerry Bruckheimer films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Raisin' Bran was passed over for the lead role in Top Gun because during auditions he insisted on pretending to pilot a dire wolf and chase after ravens. A lengthy observation in the psych ward ensued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 PF was the psychoanalyst at the psychic ward. His preferred approach is called "the Qyburn method", and is banned in 187 countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 CB and his extended group of friends administrate 8 of the 9 countries that have yet to ban "the Qyburn method". The country that is not under their control: Andorra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 RB is the head of government in Andorra. To be fair, discussing a proposal to ban the QM is on the agenda--number 17 on the list, right after revision of the chewing gum law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Count Balerion has never actually been to Mantarys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 1000th LC cannot properly count, and cannot say for sure that he is the 1000th man to take up his post. He relies solely on what others have told him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Raisin' Bran wiretapped Trump's White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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