Jez Bell Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Westerosi Batgirl has an irrational fear of stairs. She prefers jumping out of windows and repelling down tall buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 JB prefers to travel via telephone wires, despite the obvious inconveniences. Maybe she has a point; it's probably less bad than DC public transit. Bother; that last sentence wasn't a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giomax Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Count Balerion isn't even a member of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Giomax buys a new outfit & gets all dressed up to go out dancing on the town and then remembers he/she has no feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 Lyanna doesn't actually love Rhaegar, she only said that to get into the "cool girls" clique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Raisin’ Bran actually prefers porridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Jez's forum festiveness cleverly hides her real-world Grinch-like nature come the actuality of Christmastime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Dolorous Gabe does not believe in putting up a Christmas tree because of the environmental impact. Instead, he hangs decorations from a laundry drying rack. It's still quite festive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Jezzie will eventually show us her whole (fully-clothed) body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 RB didn't feel comfortable selling his soul to the devil so he sold it to Google instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 WB is dating Essosi Joker. She finds the green hair a turn-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 9, 2018 Author Share Posted January 9, 2018 CB loves to chase things. He also enjoys being chased by a weird northern girl named Arya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 RB loves to twirl. Not his hair, not his mustache, not even his baton. No, Bran loves to stand up and spin around as fast as he can. It gives him the giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 On 12/27/2017 at 9:19 AM, Raisin' Bran said: Jezzie will eventually show us her whole (fully-clothed) body. guess that was not a lie after all Jez found a bag with approximately $1.27 million in it yesterday. The first thing she bought was gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Raisin' Bran is allergic to dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Jez Bell plans on using the gum bought with the bag of $1.7 million to make dragons and use the gum dragons to conquer the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Count Balerion is waiting patiently for the gum dragons to be complete. He thinks it will be hilarious when they breathe fire and instantly melt into puddles of goo. He plans to put it on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 Jez subscribes to CB's channel "Counting Ballerinas" on YouTube. She will then have comment wars with others who think the videos are mediocre. Jez will always say they are the best or the worst, depending on how the coin flip of her grandma's 19th century coin lands. Tails is always "epic fail". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 RB subscribes to the channel as well, and obsessively counts the ballerinas in each frame. This gets awkward when there are several hundred st once going very fast. But it's still more amusing than his previous obsession with counting the number of paper clips in the supply cabinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Unfortunately, Count Balerion's dragon-goo video was taken down. It was considered a snuff-film and distressing for many viewers. CB, facing public backlash over said video, has decided to go into hiding with Logan Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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