A True Kaniggit Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 Cheers! (Drinks a shot of whiskey in your honour, and the hope your home becomes clean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 4 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said: But because when I drove through Georgia a month ago I was delayed an hour because of traffic/detours. When I lived in Orlando I drove through Georgia at least once a year. There was always construction/detours on the interstate - and I lived there for 7ish years (2007-2014). Take a shot a whiskey for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, dmc515 said: When I lived in Orlando I drove through Georgia at least once a year. There was always construction/detours on the interstate - and I lived there for 7ish years (2007-2014). Take a shot a whiskey for that! Done. Done. Three times done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Done. Done. Three times done. I was saying for myself. Guess I owe ya two shots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, dmc515 said: I was saying for myself. Guess I owe ya two shots! Only if the drinking gods say so. If they're silent on the matter, don't worry about it. I'd hate for someone to take more shots than necessary, unless absolutely mandated by the drinking gods. Even then I'd be leery about listening to them. Those guys are usually drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 46 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Only if the drinking gods say so. If they're silent on the matter, don't worry about it. I'd hate for someone to take more shots than necessary, unless absolutely mandated by the drinking gods. Even then I'd be leery about listening to them. Those guys are usually drunk. Meh, at least for today, the gods be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Drunken musing of the evening.... I live in the eastern time zone in east-central Kentucky, which you could call the western part of the eastern time zone. I've been working in the Florida panhandle for the past couple weeks, just inside the eastern part of the central time zone which has totally screwed up my internal clocks with the rising and setting of the sun about an hour earlier than what I'm tuned into. (Plus all my tv shows here come on an hour early... wtf?) Anyway, how do the Flat Earthers explain away time zones? I get that the GPS satellites and relativity and all that are government conspiracies. But do they think the government is in kahoots with the sun? Or is it a conspiracy with the people who make clocks? If the earth were a flat disc there would pretty much be one time zone. Maybe an hour in California is only really 30 minutes to someone on the east cost? The mind it boggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 4, 2017 Author Share Posted July 4, 2017 Happy 4th of July! May we all get through this night with only minor burns. Edit: Not sure why we thought it was a good idea to grill in 87 degree weather with 60% humidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 That's just the world cat messing with the lamp for giggles. I am in search of adventures today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Hellz yeah it was a good 4th! No children were injured, adults only had minor burns, and an excellent time was had by all in the vicinity of Ned's meager homestead. Secondly I'd like to add the reason we're all going to work hungover tomorrow is because you assholes didn't vote for me. I checked the ballots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 5, 2017 Author Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ded As Ned said: Hellz yeah it was a good 4th! No children were injured, adults only had minor burns, and an excellent time was had by all in the vicinity of Ned's meager homestead. Secondly I'd like to add the reason we're all going to work hungover tomorrow is because you assholes didn't vote for me. I checked the ballots. Yep. Exactly why I didn't vote for you. Such an abuse of your position! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 On 7/5/2017 at 2:08 AM, A True Kaniggit said: Yep. Exactly why I didn't vote for you. Such an abuse of your position! Well it wasn't like I was looking at individual ballots... the vote total of 1 told me all I need to know. I guess people didn't like my platform that we change all federal holidays to holiweeks. I'm sure it wasn't the supreme power and tyranny that turned voters off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 On 6/28/2017 at 11:43 PM, Ded As Ned said: I live in the eastern time zone in east-central Kentucky Quote In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky That's the place where I trace my bloodline And it's there I read on a hillside gravestone You'll never leave Harlan alive That's right. All I know about where you live is based on a song I heard in a TV show. But it was a pretty damn good TV show. No matter - cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I"m on the bus and there's a bottle of whisky in my bag. :feeling naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknownfinger Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Lily Valley said: I"m on the bus and there's a bottle of whisky in my bag. :feeling naughty: Drunk on a bus is one of the best drunks there is. DO EET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Once passed out on a bus. When the driver woke me up at the end of the line my phone was gone. Anyway, tonight I drink to self hate. The underlying and omnipresent notion that I abandoned my best chance to make a difference by leaving/refusing to return to DC and committing myself to academia. That I have embraced underachievement and a lack of ambition, disappointing not only my own expectations but that of my father (who in actuality has always been supportive). Ya know, what you think about drunk at 5 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 My old school buddies had a reunion gig with their old punk band yesterday and due to an overabundance of cheap beer I ended up getting properly drunk for the first time in ages. Today I had to deal with my first proper hangover in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 In my most satisfying dreams, I drink nude on public transit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknownfinger Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 7/15/2017 at 5:24 PM, larrytheimp said: In my most satisfying dreams, I drink nude on public transit. That's a way better recurring dream than my Not Ready for a Test And/Or Class dream. I mean I graduated college over a decade ago one would think my unconscious anxieties would find another way to manifest themselves by now. Anywho...I forgot how popular that there Game of Thrones show is and when I stopped by my trusty neighborhood booze merchant this afternoon they were all out of GoT themed Ommegang beer. I went with Delirium Tremens so far from a total loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 Playing Pictionary. Now I said nametag. The answer was name. Why am I getting so much flak for counting that as a win? Edit: Now I awarded someone else a point for saying candycane with the answer being cane. Same two people are throwing the biggest fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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