Septonmage Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Sansa is actually the Great Other in disguise. That's why we still have no idea how she thinks after four books and numerous povs. Sansa was also responsible for the fall of Valyria. I have no idea how she managed it, but I'm Varys will know. He always knows. If not then perhaps I'll ask Catelyn for pointers on deductive reasoning. Oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandorMan Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Every time I am just about to start liking Sansa again, I think back to the times that she cut off... Cersei's cock...I'm still laughing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerofl Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sansa deletes GRRM's chapters as he finishes them.Sticky this thread, ASAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sansa deletes GRRM's chapters as he finishes them.Sticky this thread, ASAP!Now finally I know why I have to wait so long for the new book to arrive, I've always suspected Sansa had something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the silent speaker Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sansa gave Neil Gaiman writer's block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daena the Defiant Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 - deleted postNo time to finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck norris 42 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Sansa makes me read threads fulll of sarcastic comments when I should be workingShe really is evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Sansa force-fed Aerion Brightflame wildfire.Sansa hid under the Irone Throne with a razor giving Aerys II cuts while no-one was looking. Then she fed the King's medication to Hodor.Sansa stole Walder Frey's wig.Sansa inspired GRRM to create Darkstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bronn l Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sansa molested Aeron.Sansa made victarion kill his wife.Sansa Raped and kille Ellia of Dorne.Sansa was the one who led the attack on Yorrick when he was on the way to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Knight Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sansa caused the Doom of Valyria.She poisoned the last dragons before DanysAnd she masterminded the Red Wedding with Roose Bolton.Sansa is The Stranger incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sansa is The Stranger incarnate.Sansa is the incestuous product of the The Stranger and the Great Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Knight Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sansa is the incestuous product of the The Stranger and the Great Other.Oh yeah! Sorry, my mistake. The Stranger incarnate is Lady Stoneheart. It makes sense if you accept the fact that Ned is and always will be the Great Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Sansa was the Other-woman that seduced the Night's King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overcomebyfumes Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Sansa hen-pecked her husband into killing King Duncan of Scotland, and then went mad and killed herself. ...no wait, that's Lady Macbeth... erm...Sansa plots with the brother of her husband, the King of Denmark, to kill said king so she can marry said brother, when in actuallity, according to the laws of Danish succession, the kingship falls to her son Hamlet, but he can't seem to actually do anything about it... argh! That's Queen Gertrude! Damn!Ok, Sansa, passed over for a promotion by her boss, a Moor, gains revenge by tricking him into thinking that his loyal wife is actually screwing around behind his back.... Argh! I just can't seem to get this right!I fail at this thread.pax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonias Snow Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Sansa will kill Robert and Littlefinger, when the Others get to the Vale she will screw the King of the Others. She kills it and has their child which she names Deaddard. She marches on Kings Landing and sets Deaddard on the Iron Throne while she rules as Hand and the symbol for the hand is Jaime's golden one, which Sansa uses for personal gratification at night. Come to think of it all this would actually make her character more interesting. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Cloak Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Sansa gave Neil Gaiman writer's block.You LIE! Gaiman has NEVER had writer's block! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk of the Poppy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 It's entirely about me. I have a feeling I am not alone in that, either.Can anyone say that they honestly hate a fictional character for any other reason?Can anyone honestly say they hate two DIFFERENT fictional charactersfor exactly the SAME reason?It is pretty clear that GRRM intended that Sansa should be disliked by readersin the early part of the story, only to make possible one of the more interestingcharacter developments of the series. A lot of people failing to recognize that development must be considered a majorfailure on his part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gollum Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Can anyone honestly say they hate two DIFFERENT fictional charactersfor exactly the SAME reason?It is pretty clear that GRRM intended that Sansa should be disliked by readersin the early part of the story, only to make possible one of the more interestingcharacter developments of the series. A lot of people failing to recognize that development must be considered a majorfailure on his part.So GRRM fails as a writer because you hate Sansa? Get over yourself man.But Sansa is the worst person in Westeros. She shapechanged into a boar and gored Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk of the Poppy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 So GRRM fails as a writer because you hate Sansa? Get over yourself man.I like Sansa. But it seems to me even after AFFC many readers don't.Compare Cersei - she is consistently dislikable - or likable, accordingto your tastes. But Jaime and Sansa have been transformed betweenAGOT and AFFC. With Jaime most people seem to recognize that,but it appears the transformation of Sansa has been too subtle formany readers. I still see her being called stupid or naive.So that is at least a partial failure for the author who clearly intendsthe opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Cloak Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I like Sansa. But it seems to me even after AFFC many readers don't.Compare Cersei - she is consistently dislikable - or likable, accordingto your tastes. But Jaime and Sansa have been transformed betweenAGOT and AFFC. With Jaime most people seem to recognize that,but it appears the transformation of Sansa has been too subtle formany readers. I still see her being called stupid or naive.So that is at least a partial failure for the author who clearly intendsthe opposite.I disagree: it was obvious enough to me, and the author shouldn't have to make things too obvious. It's a success in that so many people have such strong opinions on Sansa. Whether they differ from Martin's or not is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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