The Zombie Apocalypse

[Swordfish]

I'm not worried. When she becomes a zombie, her notes will lie forgotten where she dropped them, as Kay shambles about the Minnesota woods, seeking brains.

We may eventually dispatch an expendable team member on a mercy mission to kill her.

I'd almost forgotten. We will need the Pacific Northwest BWB to secure and hold the Oregon breweries, wineries, hops, vineyards, and barley fields. These must be held at all costs.

I'm on it.

[Mlle. Zabzie]

I'm on it.

Mercy mission or hops?

[Lord O' Bones]

Mercy mission or hops?

I wondered for a second myself, but thought "Nah, Swordfish is crazy, but not that crazy!"

[The_BlauerDragon]

New Mexico might not be such a great place to fortify our position as I'd originally thought. My mother just sent me a troubling news article from my home town.

Mind you, I got this sent to me right after finding out that my cousin's wife was just arrested for embezzling from the Girl Scouts.

A Few Fun facts to keep in mind: The theatre in question is owned by a state representative (the wealthiest man in town). The theatre shares 2 walls and a parking lot with the county jail (which also houses the Sherriff's office). The site is centrally located to the city, is caddy corner to the county court house, and is less than a block from just about every municipal building in town (it's across the street from the School district's offices).

Explains a lot about why I am the way that I am, no?

'Rave' investigation leads to arrests

QUOTE ( Tom Schneider

Current-Argus City Editor

Posted: 05/11/2009 08:58:51 PM MDT)

CARLSBAD — Four local men were arrested early Sunday morning and charged for their alleged involvement in drug-fueled "rave" parties that were held in a defunct movie theater owned by one of the defendants.

The arrests came after a four-month investigation by the Pecos Valley Drug Task Force and other area law enforcement agencies.

Bradley Light, 51, of the 1400 block of West Orchard Lane, is the owner of the old Cavern Theater at 210 N. Canyon St., where the party was held. He is charged with trafficking the drug ecstasy; possession with intent to traffic cocaine and methamphetamine; and 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Also arrested were Tony Fuentes, 28, of the 2000 block of Foothill Road, charged with conspiracy to traffic ecstasy; Eric Lopez, 27, of the 300 block of South Lake Street, charged with conspiracy to traffic cocaine; and Dominic Ornelas, 22, of the 2200 block of Georgia Street, charged with trafficking cocaine and ecstasy.

Approximately 300 people were at the party when a district court search warrant was executed early Sunday, a Carlsbad Police Department news release stated. Agents and officers also issued numerous citations for possession of alcohol, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana.

Agents seized drug paraphernalia and packaging materials together with 165 ecstasy pills, 356.45 grams of cocaine, 15.32 grams of ketamine, 251.79 grams of methamphetamine, 4 ounces of gamma butyrolactone (GBL) and 431.47 grams of marijuana.

According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in magistrate court, task force agents infiltrated the party, where they reportedly determined that Light was distributing drugs of various kinds.

During questioning, Light allegedly told investigators that he did not sell any of the drugs, but instead gave them away to people, referring to them as "party favors," the complaint states.

Light reportedly admitted to officers that he knew underage children were attending the party. He said some juveniles were turned away at the door by his security personnel, but he had distributed identification wristbands to some wristbands used by security to identify the wearer as being 21 years of age and escorted them inside past security.

He further admitted that marijuana was being smoked throughout the building, and that he furnished alcohol-laced "Jell-O shots" to the party. Additionally, officers found several baggies containing cocaine and two baggies of marijuana in locations throughout the building, the complaint states. Agents also observed more than twenty "strippers" at the event. The "strippers", several of whom were minors, were observed disrobing, dancing, and performing assorted sexual acts with various men at the party. Police are still investigating the identities of the men and minors involved in these particular incidents.

Thirty minors, ranging in age from 12 to 17 years old, were in attendance on the night that the raid was conducted, the complaint states.

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Apparently, someone has already been eating the brains of the town!

[Swordfish]

Mercy mission or hops?

I don't believe in mercy.

But I do believe in hops.

I wondered for a second myself, but thought "Nah, Swordfish is crazy, but not that crazy!"

:lol:

[Sis Who Swears]

Ahhh this thread provided me with some much needed comic relief! Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:

[Centrist Simon Steele]

Ahhh this thread provided me with some much needed comic relief! Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:

There is nothing funny about any of this.

[Sis Who Swears]

There is nothing funny about any of this.

<snicker>

[Knight of the Wineskin]

Man. I am in the middle of an enormous urban area (lakefront Chicago). Unless I start hauling ass when the first outbreaks start, I'm pretty much screwed. All the idiots and yuppies will get bitten as they form panicky masses, the streets will be choked with zombies and corpses, and then there's no way out.

On the upside, I can probably bicycle out of the city without any problem. If I take side streets, I can cut through/past the massive traffic jams of said panicky idiots.

[Slyfinger]

I've been organizing a ZA militia groug here for a few years because, I think this will be the deciding ground for all of humanity.

You know what they say, "Whoever wins OHIO, wins the whole thing."

Edit: My area has a perfect blend of redneck gunclingers and inner city gangbangers. Losing is not an option.

[The_BlauerDragon]

Question; Can Zombies and the Elderly tell each other apart? :leaving:

[Lord O' Bones]

Question; Can Zombies and the Elderly tell each other apart?

At least you've got :leaving: down.

[The_BlauerDragon]

At least you've got :leaving: down.

:agree: :whip:

[Greywolf2375]

I suppose the upside of the Zombie Apocalypse is that the Exercise and Fitness thread will really take off.

"Got a great workout today. I ran for ten miles, fleeing a horde of zombies. Got a good upper body workout as well when I had to fight some of them off with a chainsaw."

"No no no. The chainsaw is a horrible way to tone your upper body. You should be using a wood-axe, it will really tone your arms and give your abs a good workout."

Don't use a wood axe...use a firemans axe - the hooked end allows for better control if you can't slice through in one shot, though with the way those blades take an edge...we're talking Bunny from Platoon type reaction "Holy shit, you see that fucking head come apart, man?" Kevin Dillon will be proud!

Me...I'm heading home...NH...hole up at the 'rents place...water, generator, weapons enough to take on a small S. American country.

I do however think we should not use PETA as bait...not really fair to the zombies to trick them by providing a target without a brain. Kill the zombies, but don't insult them like that.

[K26dp]

So the real question then is, in the Zombapocalypse, will the Zombies be slow Zombies or fast and agile Zombies? Both are terrifying, of course, but I need to figure out how I should be splitting between strength and speed training.

I for one am the slow and shambling variety, but it's just because I'm lazy.

[K26dp]

I do however think we should not use PETA as bait...not really fair to the zombies to trick them by providing a target without a brain. Kill the zombies, but don't insult them like that.

Well said!

BTW, can I eat your brains?

[Hereward]

California? Canada? Northeast? UK?- join the resistance.

Ummm, guns and sharp things have been banned. Does anyone know how effective extreme sarcasm is?

[K26dp]

@K26dp you can't fool us with you sly talk of a peaceful coexistence when "its a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

Aye, tis a truth universally acknowledged, we Unmentionables do have a hunger most unquenchable.

Tis also a truth universally acknowledged that humans with brains aren't necessarily doing anything particularly purposeful with them in the first place, and may as well surrender them up to those who will put them to good use (see previous PETA discussion).

[CiaranAnnrach]

Question; Can Zombies and the Elderly tell each other apart? :leaving:

Probably, the zombies won't be using walkers.

[Waldo Frey]

This abomination does not just happen on Sol 3 alone. We the Ssotorp have been chasing it across the galaxy. Each planet that had been infected we thoroughly sterilized. Submit to us and you will have your Garden of Eden again.