Sksmith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The reason Ned’s sister is allowed to bleed out in the tower by the Kingsguard is that she revealed that Rhaegar wasn’t the father of her kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Starfal Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The reason Ned’s sister is allowed to bleed out in the tower by the Kingsguard is that she revealed that Rhaegar wasn’t the father of her kid.Frankly, Robert Barratheon is just as reasonable a guess as to who the father of Lyanna's baby is as Rhaegar. Remember the 2 Westerosi rules of genetics: 1) if you don't have black hair, you aren't Robert Barratheon's child, and 2) if you do have black hair, you ARE Robert Barratheon's child. The next most probably father: Ned. Why should the Starks be the only family not practicing incest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Forel Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Frankly, Robert Barratheon is just as reasonable a guess as to who the father of Lyanna's baby is as Rhaegar. Remember the 2 Westerosi rules of genetics: 1) if you don't have black hair, you aren't Robert Barratheon's child, and 2) if you do have black hair, you ARE Robert Barratheon's child. The next most probably father: Ned. Why should the Starks be the only family not practicing incest?I feel like I am watching an episode of Maury Povich with paternity test results. Robert Baratheon, you are NOT Jon's father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 one chest has ginger figsWow. That just creates a very unfortunate visual. :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Smelly Peasant Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Grand unDead conspiracy - the undead/resurrected are the only ones to survive the oncoming winter. Robert Strong marries UnCat, Coldhands is the sidekick and Victarions arm provides some laughs a la "Thing" from the Addams family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davos' Middle Finger Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Patchface is the Great Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Summer Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Fun thread, but OP, Syrio being alive is crackpot? It may not be terribly likely, and there is no real evidence for it, but it seems easily with the realm of the realistic and possible.Yeah, that was intended to be a dig at the "Syrio is alive" crowd. But I acknowledge that he could very well be alive, even though in my mind--until the books show otherwise--he died in King's Landing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_In_The_North Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I love all those "EVERYONE WARGED INTO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY'RE DEATHS!" and "EVERYONE IS A SECRET TARG!" theories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serbrc Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The series will end with the legitimized Tyrion Blackwater, Lord of Stokeworth, on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envie Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The series will end with the legitimized Tyrion Blackwater, Lord of Stokeworth, on the throne.+1 :thumbsup: This gets my vote! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 A friend of mine and I formed this theory for no other reason than because another friend of ours loves Jon and Bran and hates Jaime Lannister. (She's still on book two.) It actually wasn't Jaime that pushed Bran out the window; it was Jon Snow wearing a Jaime Lannister mask good enough to fool Bran and Cersei. This affair has actually going on for several years and Joffrey is actually Jon's son. It was easy to mistake him for Jaime's son because both their names start with J, but if you look closely, you'll notice that both Jon and Joffrey's names start with J-O, and as we all know, according to Westerosi genetics, the J-O is dominant. Slightly more serious crackpot theory: Rickon Stark is the valonqar. When Maggy the Frog made the prophecy, she said "the valonqar," not "your valonqar." In other words, it's "the little brother," not "your little brother." So any little brother and, possibly even sister according to Aemon's speech about gender non-specific words in Valyrian, can be the valonqar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Jon is the true Aegon, he was switched at birth with that kid who got his head smashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IroquoisChief Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The Great Other is Cthulu and Jon warged into a velociraptor whose sole purpose is to pave the way for the return of the real Stallion that mounts the world...Eragon of Alagaesia. Also the Kind Man is Emperor Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IroquoisChief Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The Great Other is Cthulu and Jon warged into a velociraptor whose sole purpose is to pave the way for the return of the real Stallion that mounts the world...Eragon of Alagaesia. Also the Kind Man is Emperor Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Bloodraven warged into Jaime and pushed Bran from the window.Lightbringer is a person. He is either Bloodraven and Bran is AA; or it's the FM and Arya is the AA; or he's Moqorro and Victarion is AA; or he's Jon Connington, and Young Griff is AA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunwun's revenge Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 My sister is not very internet savvy so I'm posting her theory on her behalf. There are a lot of if's, but if the various assumptions are proved correct then this is a highly probable theory:If it can be assumed from the first chapter that wargs have multiple lives, and that a warg's human body is somehow resurrected in each lifetime, then it's possible that the cloaked figure in Winterfell is Robb Stark (also assuming that he is a warg). Robb could have been living in the crypt, took one of the crypt's swords, lived around Winterfell, and gladly slayed the Walder boy after his experiences at the red wedding. Remember too that Robb's "body" had the head removed and replaced with his direwolf's. Is it really Robb's body? My sister's theory took hold once she remembered that somewhere in aDwD Bran wondered if Robb was a warg... and if so, if he could see him. This would imply that he expects Robb to be alive if he is indeed a warg. And besides, "there must always be a Stark in Winterfell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishuäl Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Bowen Marsh is Azor Ahai. And now he's killed his Nissa Nissa and has an unstoppable chosen dagger.It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Freeman-Smith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Aerys + Johanna = Cersi and JaimeTherefore the 3 heads of the dragon are: Jeoffry, Myrcella, & Tommen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Sansa Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Cersei will defeat all comers, including Dany, Aegon, and Sansa. After Tommen and Myrcella die she will rule Westeros in her own right and be remembered ever after as the greatest ruler that ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannister Lion Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 1. Jon's Nissa Nissa is Ghost2. Mel is not actually a stunning woman. She is an ancient,withered, undead man who uses glamour to disguise himself as Lot 67, Melony. Poor melony is still inside there somewhere. What's the red thing pulsating round her neck? She doesn't eat? She has red eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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