The Great Walrus Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Same level at the very least :agree:But not better, no one is funnier then Edd... Hence my sig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They see me R'hollin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 The best is the names he gives to certain lords. I can imagine him laughing at his own hilarity deep, deep, deep down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They see me R'hollin Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 The best is the names he gives to certain lords. I can imagine him laughing at his own hilarity deep, deep, deep down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe in Stannis Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 he has a ton of great lines!!!! i like the theon chapter released when he is talking to massey and says i dont need you to understand i need you to be obideint, or something along those lines, and also when he points out ramsey is a punk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Real Dire Wolf Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 My favourite joke was the one about burning Edric Storm alive.Oh, Stannis, you so wacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe in Stannis Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 love stannis more and more martin better not kill him off....love the fact he keeps coming against all odds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Weddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem.Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.It is not my wish to tamper with your rights and traditions. As to royal guidance, Janos, if you mean that I ought to tell your brothers to choose you, have the courage to say so.' That took Lord Janos aback. He smiled uncertainly and began to sweat, but Bowen Marsh beside him said, 'Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?' 'Any of you, I would think. Even the cook.Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Baratheon Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 "Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."I loved this. Stannis basically brings down his opinion of the folks at King's Landing to weird-ass immoral sex addicts. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonNonRegis Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Funnier still was the remark that Stannis must greatly have loved his daughter, to place busts of her all over the facade of Dragonstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 The best is the names he gives to certain lords. I can imagine him laughing at his own hilarity deep, deep, deep down.Oh god, and when he grinds his teeth it's because he's either trying to hold in the mirth, or because no one is appreciating his wonderful wit. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD. I love pretty much everything Stannis says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They see me R'hollin Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Oh god, and when he grinds his teeth it's because he's either trying to hold in the mirth, or because no one is appreciating his wonderful wit.That's an image I really needed. Stannis secretly doubling up over his own jokes.Stannis grinds his teeth to hide the fact that he's secretly a wonderful, happy man. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Baratheon Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 '... Stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one.' Loved this one too. Stannis never actually openly mocked Robert. Makes this more awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 That's an image I really needed. Stannis secretly doubling up over his own jokes.Stannis grinds his teeth to hide the fact that he's secretly a wonderful, happy man. It is known.HAHAHAH, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS THOUGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roza Ahai Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Another one from ADWD.Asha was talking to Stannis:Asha: "Your Grace's royal brother was renowned for turning fallen foes into friend. Make me your man."Stannis: "The gods did not make you a man. How can I?"That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinHouse Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 All of the Baratheon brothers seem to have a firm grip on humor honestly, lol.Robert was so brazen and blunt, the kind of humor that sometimes just makes you shake your head or bust out laughing.Renly was sarcastic, and a bit cruel somtimes.Stannis is the king of dry humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnisfechten Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Wait, Stannis always has a serious expression and grinding his teeth right? What if hes just trying to tell jokes and hes pissed because no ones laughing?this.This is totally true. He is pissed at everyone because they don't understand his humor. One day he will meet someone that does, and he'll become such a happy person.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Scorpion Knight Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Funnier still was the remark that Stannis must greatly have loved his daughter, to place busts of her all over the facade of Dragonstone.was it renly or Lf who made that remark? i can't remember and i find this joke (it's intented I know) not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trident full of Dogs Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Does anybody else have a mental image of Lyanna Mormont's letter being written in crayon, with the i's dotted with hearts and glitter all over the page? It just makes his whole reaction even funnier in my mind.Hahhhaahhha I didnt but now I do!!!I don't know why but Stannis is growing on me. If only he woke up one morning and went, Oh I see the errors of my ways I don't need that red lunatic! And put her in the next fish boat to Asshai, thank you very much and don't bother to call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkDragon Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 ....Or is it?That POV...~amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuisDantas Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 "Any of you, I would think. Even the cook." - ASOS Chapter 78 (the last Samwell chapter); to Bowen Marsh, in answer to a question about who would be better than Janos Slynt to lead the Night's Watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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