Kate Poem Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 "Lord xy said it was wonderful. If I showed him (...) of my chamber pot he'll say the same."I don't remember name of this lord... I am sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannisport Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 He also knows irony“I'm not without Mercy” said he who was notoriously without mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Ro Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 "Lord xy said it was wonderful. If I showed him (...) of my chamber pot he'll say the same."I don't remember name of this lord... I am sorry.Iirc that's lord celtigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuisDantas Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Iirc that's lord celtigar.Celtigar, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenlyIsNotRight Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 "Lord xy said it was wonderful. If I showed him (...) of my chamber pot he'll say the same."I don't remember name of this lord... I am sorry.Yeah he was referring to Celitgar and the exact quote was something like "if I showed him the contents of my privvy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzorAhai42 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 ....Or is it?Win. So much of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisandDaeny Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 If I'm completely honest, I believe I felt somewhat indifferent towards him at first and was largely a 'Stark-man' the first time I read the books (though I rooted for him during Blackwater simply so he could take out the Lannisters and free Sansa, and I always put him above Renly) and only really discovered how great he is once he appeared at the Wall. The show could still go there and evoke that in viewers, but since Dan and David hate Stannis, it's not gonna happen. 5 bucks says they're gonna show his army cutting down Wildling women and children rather than just warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrifter Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Does anybody else have a mental image of Lyanna Mormont's letter being written in crayon, with the i's dotted with hearts and glitter all over the page? It just makes his whole reaction even funnier in my mind.i did lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Winter Roses Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 This thread has kept me laughing all day. I literally shot my drink through my nose at a couple of points. It's made me see Stannis in a whole new light. I never realized his wit.Bravo Not_A_Lady_Brienne for starting this thread. :agree: I never understood why there are so many Stannis fans... until now! I can't believe I missed all this! :lol: Bravo indeed! Stannis has a new fan. He's like the Anne Robinson of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rabbit Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Imagine a conversation between Stannis and Dolorous Edd... It would be hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightSpectra Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I don't understand how anybody can be a Stannis hater, given this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WardenOfTheNerds Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I cant believe most people would miss on his humor at the first read lol. I knew he was going to be my favourite character after reading 1 chapter with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornishman Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I just watched the second season's bonus histories, and the History of Dragonstone, narrated by Stannis, has a great Stannis quote about Dragon glass."The Targaryens called this sharp substance Dragon Glass. I called it useless". You have to hear how he delivers the line after the set up, it's perfect Stannis humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Glokta Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Would that all the lords of the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck..My favorite Stannis line :)edit:Imagine a conversation between Stannis and Dolorous Edd... It would be hilarious!OMG!!!!!!!I vote: Dolorous Edd for Stannis' hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masamune Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 He's the Jack Dee of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King's Justice Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 YES.I don't know how anyone can say that Stannis is humorless. He really does have a terrific dry wit."Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."I've never really realised how funny he is until now! That pissing in a cup line is hilarious! was that from the show or the book or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profilebegone Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 There's a bathroom book to be borne out of this. "The Wit and Wisdom of Stannis Baratheon, by GRRM, as edited by [...]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Glokta Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I would really like to know, why people in Westeros claim Stannis has no humor and more importantly: If Stannis is making his jokes intentional or are just happening?^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Monkey Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I would really like to know, why people in Westeros claim Stannis has no humor and more importantly: If Stannis is making his jokes intentional or are just happening?^^Most people have never met or spoken to Stannis, so they don't hear his jokes and they wouldn't even hear of them. Of the people who know him personally, he works had to project an austere, forbidding aura. He never smiles and most important he doesn't laugh at other people's jokes -- if you ever noticed, people tend to lob the, "You have no sense of humor" allegation when you don't find their jokes funny.Most of Stannis's jokes are intentional, in a snarky and cutting sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Robert's Warhammer Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 This has been a really thought provoking thread. Seeing Stannis in a different light now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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