iheartseverus Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Hound: You're just like me. Only smaller.Bronn: Aye. And quicker.*SNAP*Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.Tyrion: I'm entirely sure that you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting.*SNAP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Reyne Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Tyrion: Those are brave men breaking down that gate. Lets go kill them.*Snap*Hound: F**k the King.*Snap*Cersei: Tears are not a woman's only weapon, the best is between your legs.*Snap*Sansa: I shall pray for you (Tyrion) as I do for Joffrey.*Snap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 The dialogue between Cersei and Tommen at the end beats any one-liners as far as I'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep the Evicted Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "Hundreds will die!"..."Thousands."It snapped. It crackled. And it fucking exploded in storm of wildfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep the Evicted Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Also..."Any man dies with a clean sword....I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!!"Oh snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.C. Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Sansa: You were Robert's queen.Cersei: And you will be Joffrey's. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wjaykusuma Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it.":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Damn, we so can find George in those lines !And the always amazing:"These are brave men (knocking on our doors), lets go kill them !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantôme Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "I will pray for your safe return my Lord""Will you?""Just as I pray for the King's"And her look then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sennahoj Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "Hound, tell my uncle...""Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the king..."That whole conversation was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Sunshine Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it." :DI just came here to post that one but I see that I've been beaten :PTywin: "The battle is over. We have won".*the snap that ends the episode* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maria underfoot Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."Tyrion: "That would make me the Quarterman. It just doesn't have the same ring to it." :D :agree: This. I didn't quite catch it the first time, and I rewatched it and I cracked up. That's why Martin is awesome. "Quarterman" ..... So brilliant, such a brilliant man and writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "Stannis is a killer.The Lannisters are killers.Your father was a killer.Your brother is a killer.Your babies will be killers someday.The world is build by killers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Pipes Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "Hundreds will die!"..."Thousands."It snapped. It crackled. And it fucking exploded in storm of wildfire.That look on Stannis's face was great in that scene too. I can't quite remember what it was but it was actually kind of funny. Lancel had a great reaction to to when Tyrion said they would put Joffrey's pinched head on a spike.Tyrion: "I chopped wood once. Actually, I watched my brother chop wood once."Such a Tyrion Lannister line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBloodraven Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "But...what would you have me do uncle? :dunno: ""Lead. Why would these men fight if you don't?"Joff to Lancel: "What did my mother say, did she have urgent business with me?" Scared Joff is funny."But you were Robert's queeeeeeeeeeeeen""And you will be Joffrey's queen. Enjoy it!"Edit: I forgot the HoundHound: Someone bring me a drink. Fuck, that's water?! Bring me wineTyrion: Can I get you some iced milk too with a nice bowl of raspberries too?Hound: Eat Shit dwarf.Joffrey: Dog, I command you to go back out there and fight . Tyrion: You're kingsguard Clegane. We must beat them back or they're going to take the city. Your king's cityHound: Fack the kingsguard. Fack the city. Fack the king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husband to Bears Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Whore: poor noseBronn: Don't feel sorry for him, he'll be half way up your ass before the night's through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 The Hound"Fuck the Kngsgaurd""Fuck the City""and Fuck the King"HBO.... I want a Tshirt !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mediumjon Umber Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Ser Ilyn: "....................."*SNAP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bride of Winter Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 "So you'll be outside the gates fighting in the vanguard?" "A king doesn't discuss battle plans with stupid girls""I'm sorry, Your Grace. You're right, I'm stupid. Of course you'll be in the vanguard. They say my brother Robb always goes where the fighting's thickest. And he's only a pretender."SNAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drigoly Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Tyrion vs StannisTyrion:Men form up !Men, MEN !They say that i'm only half a man, but what makes that the lot of you?bla bla bla blabla blabla blablaMen: Yeeeeah !!!Stannis: Come with me and take this city.Men: Yeeeah !!! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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