Larry of the Lawn Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Buckwheat is actually a sentient clump of grasses being grown in a laboratory under the football stadium at the University of Chicago. This botanical wonder is fed a slurry of radioactive fertilizer every morning before being granted it's 3 hours of daily internet access by it's nefarious creators. Two years ago Buckwheat won the National Spelling Bee by taking temporary possession, by telepathy, of a 12 year old student from Iowa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Barry the imp makes fun of disabled people for a living.Hope the money's worth it, Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zar Lannister Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Yolkboy is the first avian-human hybrid from a seventy five year old scientific experimentnto evolve humanity. The project was funded by Yum! Brands and Tyco, and the human genes are though to have been donated by Charlie Sheen while the avian genes are thought to come from a galliform dam from a KFC avian feedlot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaing Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Zar Lannister is actually Dr. Who and Sarah Palin's love-child... as if the resemblance didn't already give that away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 The Exorcist is Moscow's most infamous cat lady. After years of 'collecting' stray cats she began to track and abduct the cats of neighbors, friends and family, often attempting to 're-paint' the poor things in an attempt to conceal their identities from their rightful owners. When asked she will insist she is a dog person. She can often been seen dancing nude among them in the evening.Her current clowder stands at 12,783 cats, most living, some not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brAnthelAstgreenseer Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Visen cannot dance if sufficent amount of alcohol has not in his/her blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirelordSylar22 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 brAnthelAstgreenseer is a nice person and would never think to harm an innocent child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gande51 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 FirelordSylar22 is actually an undercover agent working for the government to unriddle the secret to this forum ... By the way , FirelordSylar22 I'm not sure if that was an inside joke or a lie ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 gande51 won 'Miss Congeniality' in the 2009 Miss New Zealand beauty pageant and then immediately tarnished that prestigious title but founding a massive black market salamander smuggling ring throughout the Pacific Rim, Asia and Eastern Europe and is currently planning to expand into the lucrative South American market. She is listed as the #1,278 most wanted persons by Interpol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Visen is terribly scared of goldfish. Whenever she* sees a fishtank containing any fish, she will start panicking and screaming and will probably destroy all the furniture in the room.*She? He? Sorry, seeing member profiles is not possible now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Poster above is not adorable :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Myrish Swamp Thing thinks Arianne Martell is not sexy at all and believes Pod is a lame character. On the other hand, he thinks that Pycelle's squatting was the hottest gesture we saw on GOT. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gande51 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Buckwheat was part of the group of people who planned the assassination of Abraham Lincoln through traveling through a time vortex of which also sent her onto a bloodthirsty killing spree throughout history ... I've just found out she was behind all the assassinations throughout time .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 gande51 has a poor work ethic and doesn't floss her teeth as often as her dentist recommends. Also she hasn't changed her bed sheets in over a week. Tsk tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 KiDisaster is a madman, who sees himself as the ruler of the world. According to himself, he can do anything better than others, and is not afraid of demonstrating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Nerolunar has no friends because nobody can stand close to him, because he never takes a shower and he stinks like a pig. He would like to be a fish because he wants to be eaten by someone. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Nerolunar has no friends because nobody can stand close to him, because he never takes a shower and he stinks like a pig. He would like to be a fish because he wants to be eaten by someone. :PTime for Payback... :leer:Ivy is named Ivy because... Well, he thinks he is a plant... He needs to be watered daily, and loves to stay in the sun. He is very poisonius, so care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenlyIsNotRight Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Nerolunar is actually a purple anime character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Poster above thinks Renly is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa_Stark Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Myrish Swamp Thing has a swampish....<_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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