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Myrish Swamp Thing. What someone can say about him? First of all he's name is Thing Thingson IX and he is a chihuahua but he was a lab dog for a mad scientist who gave him a human brain(no one knows if that was a good thing) and thumbs. Second he used to smuggle onions and cheese for cats back in 1920s in London. Third he used to date Snowwhite making Prince Charming his mortal enemy.

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Yolkboy secretly plans heists of Faberge eggs...but he's working his way up to the real thing. He is currently committing thefts of fakes and designing his own fakes that will puzzle even museum experts.

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WitchyBex is the witch of Lannisport, to speak her name is to rain ruin upon you and yours. Lord Tywin made this error once, in jest, when he was but a boy of ten. Witchy has punished the Lannister family ever since. All the misfortune that has befallen this once great house, the loss of Gerion, the fates of Tywin and Kevan, the incest of Jamie and Cersi. Her most proud accomplishments are, Tyrion's imp stature and the loss of Ser Jamie's hand, all her doing. Her cackling laughter is often heard in the night after a tragedy has befallen any Lannister.

She is thought to be the older sister to the Ghost of High Heart.

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Gande must not change her avatar. If she does, no one will recognize her, and she can act like a completely new person. If someone peeks through her disguise, hell will break loose...

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Nerolunar is a famous detective. Unfortunately, his suspects always allude him by simply changing clothing. He has an impossible time seeing through disguises. In fact, he has never had a long-term relationship because every time his girl shows up in different clothes, he confuses it for a first date.

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Nerolunar is a famous detective. Unfortunately, his suspects always allude him by simply changing clothing. He has an impossible time seeing through disguises. In fact, he has never had a long-term relationship because every time his girl shows up in different clothes, he confuses it for a first date.

:lmao:

Lozel has a weird fetish for numbers, which is why he is so good at math..

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not Jokking now you are not far. Her name is Mme De Pompadour :wideeyed: (both are French and *noble themed*)

oh my freaking godd, I can't even handle that cuteness! Is she a poodle? how perfect

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The Great Walrus watches Jersey Shore and pretends its for research purposes. In fact he watches about 21 hours a day of television and its all for a thesis on long arcs in television series which is now ten years overdue. He is thinking of switching to story arcs in fantasy novels but has to wait for TWoW to come out. Meanwhile he is eating a lot of TV snacks.

edited because I accidentally lied about nerolunar instead of TGW

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