Frey Pie Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Lord Walder sits on his seat to watch one of his sons kill the rest of his heirs in a take over attempt. After that's done and he only has one son left, that son is killed by Stoneheart. Then he is removed from his throne and made to sit on a small chair to watch the next part.Jeyne Westerling climbs onto his seat and gives birth to Robb's heir in the chair. Walder is then taken to a room where he will live out the rest of his days as a prisoner in the Stark Castle,Yup thats the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Has anyone suggested having his head cut off and the head of a weasel sewn in its place? Somewhat fitting considering what he did to Robb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilenadheas Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Drowned in a vat of fine red Arbor wine, his offspring's corpses strewn about his hall, the Brotherhood surrounding him.The red will run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falrinn Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I want him to die of old age, but not until he has seen every single one of his heirs either die or disown the Frey name.I want him to find himself alone in his castle. After everyone from the maester to the guards to the maids have either left or been killed, to realize that for all his scheming and ambition his entire life has amounted to nothing other then the complete destruction of House Frey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkSupporter Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The Greatjon Umber breaks his chains, and mercilessly slaughters every Frey in his way to Lord Walder, and then takes his time with Lord Walder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Book Would Be My Sigil Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 What's left exits Nymeria.I just laughed myself to tears. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of the Red North Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Dies right of the middle of sex o god I would shit my pants or he dies on the crapper like Tywin or his penis cut off and feed to goats please Martin let laugh my butt off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Book Would Be My Sigil Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 i dont think freys are that evil. walder was ready to take revenge against starks coz he got support from lannister. why we always need to look from stark POV. robb betrayed him and didnt live to his words of marrying his grand daughter and he paid the price. if robb was married to roslin then freys wuld have been in good terms with starks and had alliance with starks.Um, is this a "troll" attempt? Or if a friend dares to break a promise to you do you generally invite him, his family and all his other friends over for a bit of sup-n-slaughter? Because that's just evil. No matter what POV you look through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolves Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I want Walder Fray to witness EVERY last kin of his slaughtered as he sits helpless, than the twins should be sat on fire with wildfire just destroyed. Than I want Walder Fray Jr chopped off so no more breeding is done by that evil piece of shyt and than I want him thrown out in the cold winter and people shunning him cause he is a Fray so he can freeze to death or hunted by Nymeria's other pack whatever works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Famine in the Seven Kingdoms oddly ceases to be a thing. All the smallfolk in the riverlands and other parts of the south seem to well fed. Septon Maribald remarks how a young boy goes from town to town hailing "HOT PIES! GET YOUR HOT PIES CHEAP!" And the smallfolk are more than pleased to pay the small price of a penny for large meat pies. A young father in Maidenpool had this to say: "Boy brought the pies in and my family was able to eat for a week! I haven't tasted such wonderful pies since early summer! Praise be to the pie!" Sadly, there was very little if anything to be heard from the Twins. Edmure Tully remarks: "Lord Walder Frey and his kin haven't been heard from in some time. We suspect the wolves had something to do with it. No great loss as far as I'm concerned."Meanwhile, in White Harbor, Lord Wyman Manderly enjoys a nice meat pie with a very wry grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Now seriously. Pillowed by Black Walder.I was thinking the same thing. BW has got to be tired if waiting for Lord Walder to kick off naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I vote for any method involving dire wolves, and I heartily approve of dire wolf as a method of elimination. It's so green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhammer Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I would love to see him choke on a piece of salt and/or bread. Would be kind of poetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eRome Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 There has to be some kind of poetic justice for his end to be satisfying. Being killed by the Boltons or Lannisters would make the most sense...being betrayed by the ones he plotted with to kill the Starks. This is problematic though, as the Boltons have their hands full with the chaos going on inside of Winterfell and the imminent arrival of Stannis and his frozen army. House Lannister seems headed for utter ruin too, with Cersei back in charge at the Red Keep (the most self-destructive character in Westeros) Kevan dead and Jamie riding off to his assumed demise.Maybe being killed by one of his own would be fulfilling, as all Freys (in my books) are treacherous dogs. I also like the idea of Tyrion returning and killing him somehow. Maybe that's the Lannister angle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Hot Pie Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Most satisfying end?King Walder Frey I, King of the Andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm has died this day at the age of 136. All hail King Lame Lothar Frey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freerider Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 i dont think freys are that evil. walder was ready to take revenge against starks coz he got support from lannister. why we always need to look from stark POV. robb betrayed him and didnt live to his words of marrying his grand daughter and he paid the price. if robb was married to roslin then freys wuld have been in good terms with starks and had alliance with starks. Still that does not make violating the guest right acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hear Us Roar Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I don't want him to die. I hope he lives long enough to make a difference when the others attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Jay-Z Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I think one of his offspring decides it's time for daddy Frey to go to sleep forevs. I hope that's what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Wolf Smith Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 IMO what will happen is that Late Lord Frey will die in his own bed, knowing he has no Heir left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestarsapart Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I wouldn't say that's a rule. The Tickler, Janos Slynt, and MMD got what they deserve.True. The Freys (and the Boltons) are set up as such perfectly evil antagonists, so I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Here's my prediction: both families end up contributing significantly to the war against the Others and in return receive pardons from whoever's in charge at the end, out of political necessities. OR the older members of the family who committed the crimes all die over the course of the fighting, and in the end only innocent Freys and Boltons are left, and there will be a moral quandary about punishing sons for the sins of their fathers. That would be insanely frustrating, so that's probably what's going to happen. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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