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any epic forum battles as of late? I been absent

There is always a forum battle going on. Mostly they end quickly, but every now and then a big one pops up. You will find me in the heart of those. These boards would be so much more peaceful if we all accepted stannis into our hearts.

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After spending nearly a year on the boards, I have discovered certain trends that all topics follow. I present to you, the Principles of Boardology:

  1. All topics lead to Stannis: Every topic has the potential to turn into a Stannis topic. The potential for this to occur is directly proportional to how well regulated the topic is. Ergo troll topics/, general discussion topics and Sansa-bashing will inevitably lead to StanStanning.

  2. Every Stag Is A Dragon All Dany threads will inevitably involve a Stannis discussion and vice versa. If carried on long enough, the topic will deteriate into a "Burn them all" free-for-all.

  3. Cat's Law: Every Cat topic will inevitably dissolve into a Cat/Jon argument.

  4. TySan's Law It is impossible to discuss Tyrion without rehashing his wedding to Sansa.

  5. Rape Rape: Neither Robert nor Tyrion may be discussed without an argument involving rape in Westeros.

  6. Inevitable Posters: It is not possible to discuss certain topics without certain posters. For example, no Cersei-topic is complete without yours truly, a Sansa-discussion sans Lyanna Stark,Rapsie and Brashcandy cannot exist and Mance-chats will attract Butterbumps without fail.

Enlightening. Makes pretty good sense to me.

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wow. you poor guy. how is that even possible though. i have possibly the most idiotic and least intimidating screen name and avatar on the forum.

I like the fact that you keep insisting yor name is idiotic; there's a mysterious feel to it, almost like a puzzle. And have I ever told you I like solving puzzles.

My screen name is kinda boring as well. But seeing as I love reading about extinct houses...

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