Pinkie Baelish Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Ser Hyle calmly telling Brienne:His lordship (Randyll Tarly) is of the mind that you will benefit from a good hard rapingI know it's a horrible sentiment but it made me laugh either way.Oh god yes. It's so cruel that I just couldn't NOT laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hodor Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Rereading AFFC. cracking up in Cersei's chapters.She does comething stupid...compares herself to tywin..in the below sentence she has just created faith millitantsEven her lord father could have done no better. At a stroke, she had rid King’s Landing of the plague of sparrows, secured Tommen’s blessing, and lessened the crown’s debt by close to a million dragons. Yes you did all that and also got another army in you kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 There`s a passage iin Dany`s first POV when Viserys tells Illyrio that he will kill the Usurper himself, and the Kingslayer to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 There`s a passage iin Dany`s first POV when Viserys tells Illyrio that he will kill the Usurper himself, and the Kingslayer toOK now I'm laughing at this :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Any scene with Wun Wun and/or Thromund always cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatImpTyrion Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 The red wedding. I laughed and laughed till I cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 um Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where Boars Glow Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 The red wedding. I laughed and laughed till I cried.You mean the irony of Cat trying to hold the moral high ground while holding a knife to a child with mental disabilities throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 umHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! I laughed for hours on end when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 You mean the irony of Cat trying to hold the moral high ground while holding a knife to a child with mental disabilities throat.Jinglebells was a grown man.The Unsullied, sorry when reading about their training it seemed like GRRM was continually trying to out do himself with how grim dark it was supposed to be thus giving us a sequence where not only do they have to kill a puppy but also a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzazel Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I would say that everything that Victarion does and say cracks me up. Dude is like a dumb Bane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAndFullOfTurnips Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I laughed when Tyrion found Jorah at a whore house. I just picture him walking in and asking "Do you have any young, pretty girls with silver hair in this establishment?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Er Rn Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Dany's "erotic" dance troupe."The site of their arousal was arousing.":ack::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Aeron Greyjoy - I just can't take him seriously with his religious ranting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateastrophic Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Renly's peach.And... Lysa calling Littlefinger "my precious". That scene is (probably) meant to be unsettling and discomforting and squicky and whatnot (a fourteen-year-old girl having to hear her aunt's immodest orgasm!), but Lysa sounds like Gollum. The sellsword named Chiggen. It just sounds so funny. Chiggen. Shame he didn't get to fight Daenerys, then we'd have... fried Chiggen. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 OK now I'm laughing at this :lol:If you re-read GoT you realise that almost everything that Viserys says if unintentionaly funny"Do you want to wake the dragon?""If you don`t satisfy him you`ll wake the dragon like never before""Watch your tongue Jorah or I`ll cut it out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Renly's peach.And... Lysa calling Littlefinger "my precious". That scene is (probably) meant to be unsettling and discomforting and squicky and whatnot (a fourteen-year-old girl having to hear her aunt's immodest orgasm!), but Lysa sounds like Gollum.The sellsword named Chiggen. It just sounds so funny. Chiggen. Shame he didn't get to fight Daenerys, then we'd have... fried Chiggen. :cool4:omfg :lol:If you re-read GoT you realise that almost everything that Viserys says if unintentionaly funny"Do you want to wake the dragon?""If you don`t satisfy him you`ll wake the dragon like never before""Watch your tongue Jorah or I`ll cut it out"HAHAH, it actually is; you're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where Boars Glow Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Jinglebells was a grown man.The Unsullied, sorry when reading about their training it seemed like GRRM was continually trying to out do himself with how grim dark it was supposed to be thus giving us a sequence where not only do they have to kill a puppy but also a baby.My bad.....his age totally takes the irony away :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfell Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Dany's "erotic" dance troupe."The site of their arousal was arousing." :ack: :rofl:Are they the ones who launch women into the air and then catch them on their penises? Because that was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfell Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Oh, this just reminded me, the line when the phrase "they're calling it te War of Five Kings" is first uttered, I chuckled and thought that they might be just a tad premature in the naming thereI've counted 8 kings so far, plus Dany, plus Mance, plus the unresolved Kingship of the North leaves open the way for Rickon and/or Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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