Eir Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 He just ran forward waving his arms yelling "I yield, I yield"Arya let her head droop, only half aware of what was going on around her. Hot Pie was yielding some more . . . Next she was stumbling past the men on their gibbet, while Hot Pie told their captors he'd bake them pies and tarts if they didn't hurt him. Well, a man's gotta eat, even a captor! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magenero Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Sansa's and Tyrion's wedding night, when she describes his body in her head thinking how everything is so deformed and horrible and then she thinks of his penis as also being weird, but the description sounds like a normal erect penis:I can't help but laugh and think "Girl, hate to break it to you, but that is what they look like". She's just bound to be dissappointed again with that approach.The penis head turns red when erect. Specially on caucasian males which Tyrion is because he is a lannister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Anything to do with Jon's thoughts on Selyse. When Doran asks about Ser Arys to Arianne, and Arianne replies "I fucked him Father"Ghiscari names especially Reznak mo Reznak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeMama Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Lord Tywin's general contempt for everyone and everything below his station cracks me up. He hates the Free Cities and calls their leaders "cheese kings" and "spice lords" -- both of which are hilarious. The way he dismisses Thoros of Myr as "that fat jape of a priest." Comedy gold. Those are two examples that spring to mind, but Tywin has a ton of great one liners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Hightower Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 The penis head turns red when erect. Specially on caucasian males which Tyrion is because he is a lannister. The penis head should be red regardless, well at least on uncircumcised males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Lord Tywin's general contempt for everyone and everything below his station cracks me up. He hates the Free Cities and calls their leaders "cheese kings" and "spice lords" -- both of which are hilarious. The way he dismisses Tyoros of Myr as "that fat jape of a priest." Comedy gold. Those are two examples that spring to mind, but Tywin has a ton of great one liners. Lord Varys that cockless wonder. Another Tywinism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 - Anything Stannis does and says. - Aegon losing his shit over a board game. - Kits thoughts on Stannis and Syl. (He must get that from Lyanna unless Rhaegar privately judged people). - Renly making fun of Joffrey. - Just Cersei. - Robert calling everyong "shits" makes me want to yell the same thing out my window. - Show-wise: When Dany wraps those medallians around her hands and sucker punches Viserys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dreadfort Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Fat Walda. Everything about Fat Walda. Shes simultaneously hilarious and a bit disturbing. <3 everything about Fat Walda is perfect :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 - Aegon losing his shit over a board game. I agree. Something funny about him rage-quitting and tossing the board over, and then demanding Tyrion pick the pieces up. =Tyrion's punchline: "Perhaps he is a Targaryen after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueOrFalse Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Roose randomly telling Theon what Walda is like in bed LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 As he opened the door to the captain's cabin, the dusky woman turned towards him, silent and smiling... But when she saw the red priest at his side her lips drew back from her teeth, and she hisssssed in sudden fury, like a snake. Victarion gave her the back of his good hand and knocked her to the deck. "Be quiet, woman. Wine for both of us." That is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 The funniest part of the books is Stannis thinking he has a shot at being king.(Sorry. I had to.)The saddest part is that Dany will be Queen, possibly... (Sorry, I had to). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowHeart Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 The sex scenes, some of them are just hilariously awkward And also, I missed the whole Renly-Loras thing until the show made it obvious, so now I crack up whenever anyone mentions them praying together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
239JMFL34109 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 The saddest part is that Dany will be Queen, possibly... (Sorry, I had to). well she is the queen of something at least!! honestly don't see either one getting their wish. as for something funny stannis talking about renly eating a peach. that killed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafkeeper Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think most of the things mentioned in this thread were intended to be funny either by the author or the characters saying it. Anyway, yeah, nothing that made me laugh without intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I agree. Something funny about him rage-quitting and tossing the board over, and then demanding Tyrion pick the pieces up. =Tyrion's punchline: "Perhaps he is a Targaryen after all." Exactly. I used to have a friend that would have Margarita and trivia nights, and needless to say, we were less than enthused to be her partner because she acted like this, so this scene resonated with me. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dragons Hand Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Daenerys leaving Meereen on DrogonThe lash was still in her hand. She flicked it against Drogon’s neck and cried, “Higher!” Her other hand clutched at his scales, her fingers scrabbling for purchase. Drogon’s wide black wings beat the air. Dany could feel the heat of him between her thighs. Her heart felt as if it were about to burst. Yes, she thought, yes, now, now, do it, do it, take me, take me, FLYRead that out of context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow282 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Every time I read Damphair I laugh. I honestly don't know how GRRM could possibly think that's a good name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACVG Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 If that's the case it will be the most epic chapter ever made. (and with Asha POV to make funny/sarcastic comments in between) Stannis vs Roose with an Asha POV??? no no no too much [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Not sure if they are intentional or not, but Roose has some funny moments and lines (though very dark): -When Arya asks him a question at Harrenhal, he gives her a look "like his food had just spoken to him." -Calling Ramsay "bastard" to his face (knowing full well how much Ramsay hates it) and the epic "rue the day I raped your mother" -Casually telling Theon about the day Ramsay was conceived. After raping the woman beneath her dead husband, "we lost the fox we were hunting and my favorite courser came up lame. All and all it was a dismal day." -"My lady, has no one told you? Lannisters lie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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