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Dumbest things you've heard about ASOIAF


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Also another eyerolling one: "There are no heroes or villains in ASOIAF."

This - and it's no better coming from Martin himself. It's a fashionable claim to make about one's work, but if you're going to sustain it, you have to make sure that there are no characters who completely lack redeeming qualities; is there just something we don't know about Joffrey, Gregor, Ramsay, Vargo and Rorge that would make us think better of them?

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The scathing, sloppy, immature and inaccurate review of ASOIAF by Sady Doyle on Tiger Beatdown.

I just googled the article and yeah it is pretty ridiculous. You should have put a warning though, that the article contains fem****m otherwise unsuspecting people might bump into it.

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"Robert, in many ways, represents the white male repressed, told that his urges for revenge, righteous anger and loud life are unacceptable."

I think any further verbal belittling of the white male will bring about another wave of imperialism, followed by three hundred years of bitching, moaning, and tumblr social justice.

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"Aeron Grayjoy (Damphair) is an interesting character and important to the story."

"I wish GRRM had left out the dragons and magic."

Ahem:

To be fair, the statement quoted by the OP was "Omg I'm just like Arya!" , not "OMG, I so relate to Arya." If I heard that the first thing I'd think would be "you cut throats?" Compare and contrast: "Omg I'm just like Cersei!" "Omg I'm just like Dany!" etc.

I find that piece so hilarious I can't get mad at it. I'm also pretty sure some of the posters here are devoted fans.

I thought it was hilarious too. I will forever after think of Dany as "the blondest girl in the world."

"I'm biased against Rickon"

This one. How can you dislike a child character who takes up about five solid pages in a 5,000 page epic? Save your ire for someone sucking up page time.

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Its not my fault you're part sasquatch. :P

If you have a problem with my opinion, rebut it. Attacking me personally reflects poorly on your maturity.

You are aware that mediocre is synonymous with average, typical, normal? It's not a bad thing to be. She's just not awesome, kick-ass, brilliant, etc. The people who say she is relate-able because she is a normal pre-teen girl are closer to the mark. I can grant them that. She's either normal or awesome. Not both. Maybe you think her story is awesome, then fine. But SHE is not awesome.

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When people call Daenerys 'Khaleesi' like it's her actual name.

This! I know a guy that named his cat Khaleesi after her because he was convinced it was her name, he'd only watched the show though. But I was reading GoT today during lunch at work and someone asked me if it was based on the television show. I responded my giving them the crazy eye.

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If you have a problem with my opinion, rebut it. Attacking me personally reflects poorly on your maturity.

You are aware that mediocre is synonymous with average, typical, normal? It's not a bad thing to be. She's just not awesome, kick-ass, brilliant, etc. The people who say she is relate-able because she is a normal pre-teen girl are closer to the mark. I can grant them that. She's either normal or awesome. Not both. Maybe you think her story is awesome, then fine. But SHE is not awesome.

You still haven't shaved.

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This! I know a guy that named his cat Khaleesi after her because he was convinced it was her name, he'd only watched the show though. But I was reading GoT today during lunch at work and someone asked me if it was based on the television show. I responded my giving them the crazy eye.

Actually, Khaleesi is a great name for a cat.

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'Martin promotes slavery because Dany didn't bring about a flawless system after abolition'

Imagine making a ten page thread about that.

Haha people get crazy with this shit.

I had a friend tell me that AFFC was their favorite, which is fine, but also that she didn't care for ASOS. More surprising than dumb but still a little dumb in my eyes. Also a relative said the writing was a little too simple...whatever that means.

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You still haven't shaved.

You still havent refuted his point. :)

The Khaleesi thing: My mum thought that was her name too. It seems most people who only watch the show, dont hear her name very often. I had to tell my mum that her name was Daenerys and Khaleesi is her title among the Dothraki.

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"There are no 100% white and 100% black characters in ASOIAF". That line (or compatible) randomly pops out on this forum since always. Its persistence makes it infuriating.

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