Corvinus85 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Melisandre - The shadowmotherThe Sand snakes - The gang of nine (props if anyone gets that one)8+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejhawman Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Thoros of Myr - the Un-Killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Puddles the Misunderstood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of Dragonstone Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Her Most Wicked Grace, Cersei Lannister the First of Her Name, Dowager Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Boffer of Brothers, Mother of Douches, the Obese Stag's Bride, the Tormentor of Golden Roses, the Dwarf Slayer, the Disrobed, the De-follicled yet the Unbroken.All Hail, Tywin With Teets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father of Hosts Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Rhaegar Targaryen- The Prince who was Mistaken. Bleeds into Rivers. Master of the Broken Chest. Receiver of Hammers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstronautMargaery Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 LC Jon Snow, the Unknowing..Damn, I was just going to post this, hehe. But here goes my contribution...Hot Pie - the Almighty Kitchen Boy of Harrenhal, Fearless Pie Maker and Head-Chef of the Inn of Kneeling Man o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeirwoodTreeHugger Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Arya Stark, enforcer of the Nightswatch. Wyman Manderly, the Mermanychinsman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstronautMargaery Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Lady Arya Stark of Winterfell, Lipchewer, the Face Changer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWalder Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Jon the Icedragon the diredragonTywin Lannister - Warden of the Privy, Commissioner of Whores, and Emancipator of Demised Fudgedragons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeirwoodTreeHugger Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Daario the golden toothed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nezzer Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Gerold Dayne, the Dorkstar, Failed Slayer of Little Girls, King of Fools and Warden of the Douchebags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Rickon "The Black Wolf" Stark, King of Winter, of Rivers and the Hills, of the Mountain and Vale, of the Iron Islands, and of beyond the Wall. Lord of the Greater North. Protector of the Realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Danaerys Stormbrat, destroyer of lives, sacker of cities, convenient slave emancipator, lover of blue haired swarthy men, delusional do-gooder, Kahlessi of a broken khalassar, grasslands, and Mereen,Jon Snowdragon the first of his name. Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and King of the North!Stannis Baratheon the first of his name king of Andals, and Rhoynar and six of the sunset kingdoms.Euron Greyjoy sexy badass wizard voodoo pirate,King Krakken, and king of the Iron Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Summer Islander Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Danaerys Stormbrat, destroyer of lives, sacker of cities, convenient salve emancipator, lover of blue haired swarthy men, delusional do-gooder, Kahlessi of a broken khalassar, grasslands, and Mereen,Jon Snowdragon the first of his name. Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and King of the North!Stannis Baratheon the first of his name king of Andals, and Rhoynar and six of the sunset kingdoms.Euron Greyjoy sexy badass wizard voodoo pirate,King Krakken, and king of the Iron Islands.you, my dear lady are geeeeeeeenious. It's so good to see people who recognize greatness when it stares them in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbstark Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Aeron Greyjoy, inventor of world's strongest sleeping potion: his life storySamwell Tarly, keynote speaker at the "Self Esteem and Courage" Workshop Daenerys Targaryen, known for uttering the famous quote " hindsight is 20/20 " :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJamesBond Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 In the prose of Stannis (and Jaime) I submit the following:Rhaegar = Prince Head in the Clouds Dany = Queen of Somewhere Very Far Away Janos Slynt = Lord Reaches Too High Balon, Lord Idiot Jorah, Sir Whipped-a-lot Barristan Selmy - Sir Loyal Dog Cersei - Queen Crazy Ned - Lord No Strategy Robb - King in the Rough (golf analogy)Tywin - Lord Hardass Maester Aemon - Maester Should've-Been-King-but-screwed-us-with-Aerys Sandor - Sir Bitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceBreakspear Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ser Jorah, Knight of the friendzone, lord of exposition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ser Jorah, Knight of the friendzone, lord of expositionLittlefinger, Jorah, and Tris Botley(I think I might have the wrong dude) should all get a group of Knights going kinda like King Arthur and Co. but they will be called King Euron and the Knights of the Perpetual Friendzone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ser Jorah, Knight of the friendzone, lord of expositionThere is no word for friendzone in Dothraki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceBreakspear Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Perhaps See Jorah, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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